Why do fat girls always finish last in the world of love? :-(
LadyCygnet

It's because we're usually slower, of course!

Marmelodov

haha

Runmymouth

Says who? They are the freaky ones in bed.
emote_control

^^^ It depends on what you launch them out of, doesn't it?

LadyCygnet

^^Shhhh!  That's supposed to be a secret.  ;)

^I thought the game of love was a footrace.  Did they update it without giving me the memo?

emote_control

^ What do you think car vanity is about?

Annamu

Its because most of the girls who are fat or chubby have not got the confidence that all the rest have. We always have a lack of confidence in ourselves. And this is not always the case we do not always finish last. We just really need to love ourselves and have the confidence everyone else does

Billywhizz

Annamu: Confidence in a girl is exceptionally attractive

geek_grrl A-List

I saw the nice guy thread and came running.

Then I had a stroke.

Then I had a cheeseburger.

By then this thread was already posted.

What9Thousand

geek_grrl, is it okay if I don't respond to your message? My quest for the red light requires self-sacrifice.

geek_grrl A-List

I can't believe you won't talk to me anymore.

It makes me cry, on the inside.

And you know how fat girls cry about being fat all the time. Why you wanna add more pain? Especially after the stroke?

 

Runmymouth

Here wash that down with this diet coke. You know 50oz diet has to be better than 12 oz regular. ^^^
What9Thousand

^^ I'll still talk to you on IM. I'll just ignore more other people in favor of you.

Hey, maybe I should make a thread and then link anyone who wants to message me to it. That way I can talk to people without responding to messages.

...But then people aren't going to message me because everyone will see their messages. :/

geek_grrl A-List

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat 9, you don't have to put on the red light.

emote_control

^ *makes out with geek_girl*

*then dies of manifest awesome*

hee hee... whaaaaaaat niiiiiiine!

constantjourney

*cuts power to the red light*

Fireknight159

Actually its the heavy and fat guys who finish last, generally because we're polite and let the lady go first.

 

geek_grrl A-List

...But then people aren't going to message me because everyone will see their messages. :/

I'm just not comfortable with PDA.

Unless it's with emote. Because, guh.

But then, people will be worried that I have mistaken you for a sammich.

LadyCygnet

Then I had a cheeseburger.

Your comment made me think of this.

Also, I can actually run at a decent clip for a fat chick (when my lungs are functional, anyway), but two things keep me from doing it often:

1. I've been slapped in the face by my own breasts while running.  Even when that doesn't happen, there is not a bra I can afford that provides me with decent support when I run, which strains the heck out of my pectoral muscles.

2. It's much more amusing when people aren't aware that I'm capable of moving any faster than I do under normal circumstances.  I'm no Flo-Jo, but I can rush for a touchdown if I have to. :p

SaraMichelle

What9Thousand, would it be useful to you if I messaged you so you could ignore it?  I support the eternal search for the red light.

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