Voomersaur

Dec 18, 2012

How do you decide if you should have sex with a fat girl or not? Because there has to be one under your belt before you settle down with a trophy wife, the white picket fence and 2.5 kids and a poodle named Spoodle. 

I think she should have a cute face and a body that would look good 50 pounds lighter, but maybe I'm aiming for the Gisselle Bundchen of fat girls. What is your take?

 

PS: I would like to read the lesbian perspective on just weight and sex in general.

Swampy65

Dec 18, 2012

Well, you've come to the right place if you're looking for a fat girl.

OkStupid is teeming with them.

tyrebiter

Dec 18, 2012

I think she should have a cute face and a body that would look good 50 pounds lighter,

That is a very good idea.

corn_dog_soup

Dec 18, 2012

The GVW rating of my truck (7000#), as I would want to haul her somewhere other than my parents' basement for shagging.  

Chaeddd

Dec 18, 2012

That was uncalled for

DrGeniusWiener

Dec 18, 2012

My decision is generally based on whether I find them sexy or not, Mr. Voomersaur.

And I wouldn't worry about getting one "under your belt" before settling down with a "trophy wife." 

You're still young. There should still be plenty of fat girls in your future.

Voomersaur

Dec 18, 2012

Chaeed, are you going to Waah Waah over a troll thread like this or let your nuts hang and not be so serious? Corn dog your post will make me laugh for days. DrGeniusWiener, I will be looking forward to the future anxiously.

twohundredtwelve

Dec 18, 2012

How do you decide if you should have sex with a fat girl or not?

Well, at first you need to look at your assumptions about why you are having a hard time deciding.

If it is because you need stranger's approval of what's attractive before you can enjoy sex, you can ask strangers on this forum or go on hotornot.com to get validation from internet strangers.

If you don't like using logic or intuition to form your own decisions, you can use a magic 8 ball or flip a coin.

If you like using your intuition, you can see if you have a connection with her on another level.

If you like using logic, you can realize that all women have vaginas and issues; and that that fat chicks aren't that much different from skinny chicks. Bitches be crazy regardless of size or shape.

If you are not sure if it's God's will for you, you can train yourself in divination tools.

If you aren't sure if fat girls are as good as skinny girls in bed, you can give her a hot dog and observe how she eats it.

If you are having a hard time finding a cute fat chick, there are entire sites dedicated to people who fetishize people based on their bodies, called bbw sites.

If you aren't sure if she will want to have sex with you, you can ask her if she wants a nothing special typical guy under her belt.

If you aren't sure how the sex will be, you can observe her as a person and see she seems creative, confident and adventurous enough to be interesting in bed.

There are a variety of ways to make decisions. Hopefully you'll figure out one that works for you.

 

 

OyeLupita

Dec 18, 2012

Define fat.

DrGeniusWiener

Dec 18, 2012

Define thin.

dgbdc

Dec 18, 2012

once you go fat, you might never come back.

so watch out for that.

rip59

Dec 19, 2012

Become a "swinger".  The "alternative" world of gang bags and group sex is densely populated with bbw's and folks describing themselves as " a few x-tra pounds".  Also, join chubby chasers.  An actual organization for guys wishing to become MIA in the "battle of the bulge".  Just what you wanted for Christmas; a heavy sweater.  

Herr_Thunderpun

Dec 19, 2012

Slap her ass really hard, if it jiggles for more than 8 seconds, pass.

pseupseudio

Dec 19, 2012

don't, just get head and enjoy the gratitude.

Jackie_tack

Dec 19, 2012

What you should do is not think of her as a fat girl.

All people want to be treated with respect.

NoNameIsGood_

Dec 19, 2012

you should pick a nice one so you can say she was fat and ugly but she was a nice person. and then you can not feel like a scum bag. it works for me!

DrGeniusWiener

Dec 19, 2012

user458

Dec 20, 2012

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot

user458

Dec 20, 2012

then fuck it.

1NT1M4T3

Dec 20, 2012

My best advice that hasn't already been said: look for the fat girl that doesn't have a fat ass, 2 inches of extra buttcheek is like a 2" shorter dick.

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