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of the Web 2.0 revolution”
— New York Post
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I had this dildo...
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Damn. I'd be pissed, and a little creeped out. The good ones are definitely not cheap. And sharing them squicks me for sanitary reasons. |
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I found a dildo in my deceased grandmother's dresser. I put it in a box and left it at her grave. |
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Be bold. Ask your mother about it like it's no big deal and she must have misplaced it. Don't back down when she tries to make you feel dirty for taking care of your basic human needs |
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Ilimon...ever wonder what happened to it since? |
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ItsAdvanced... I don't think she stole it to use it on herself, I think she probably threw it away. Or perhaps is hiding it, waiting for me to ask about it?
Kharven... I know that's what I should do... it's just SO hard for me to do it. It's insane to think how sexual I am and all of the things I'm into that would be deemed "dirty" and "wrong," yet I never even told my mom about my first kiss. We just don't have that kind of relationship, which is pretty sad. |
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OP: <3 I left my batteries too long in my electronic device... now it is dead. |
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^ I knew I always liked you! <3 It's dead?! That sucks :( I really want to go buy another one now, but I don't feel like spending the money. Such a dilemma... haha! |
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Exactly. I don't want to spend the money, either. I mean mine still functions in some regard, just not as actively as it should... |
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You just have to be more directly involved................ |
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shouldn't your dildo be in the nightstand by the bed, why are you hiding it? |
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Why don't you try the real thing? It's cheaper. |
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Think another few days about where exactly you've put it, or where your mother could have shelved it. If you won't find it you must do as Khavren said. It will be liberating for you for your whole life - it's not because of the money, she actually might have it thrown away. And it was your mother who violated your privacy. @sidhardtha: Cheaper? By no means! The real thing mostly isn't the real thing and then costs far too much emotions. |
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@ shiny, a dick is a dick. |
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You could always make one from scratch ^_^ Though the price would probably come out similar. |
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@sidhardtha, guess what? Women are "allowed" to be sexual on her own terms with or without men, alone or with a partner. I doubt she needs your great wisdom here. |
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Dildos are the devil and you're a sinner! |
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despetitspois
:( I would be so pissed. If it were me, I'd just be bold and ask her about it without shame - you're an adult; so she has no right to take that from you. Actually, even if you weren't an adult, she'd still have no right. |
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You traveled without your dildo? Now see, that's your problem right there! If I'm going to miss it, it goes with me. ;) Granted, this has instigated some raised eyebrows at airport security, but hey, it keeps the things that are important to me close by, where I can get ahold of them at need. Now, if they'd just raise the bag size restrictions... |
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@sidhardtha: A dildo is just a dildo, a dick is a dick with a dick-driven dick attached to it. |
at my house back in Texas. It was in a shoebox in my closet. My mom organized my closet... and I, like an idiot, told her to keep the shoeboxes the same because I "like how they're organized."
Just got back into Texas... looked in every shoebox, and there's no dildo.
I don't know whether to be super pissed, or super mortified :/