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    m0nkeeking

    39 / M / Straight / Huntington Station, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    and I just plain love ... perhaps a bit wiser. ... have a good life !Yes, it IS that simple.It truly is.Neruda again:Well, now,if little by little you stop loving meI shall stop loving you little by little.If suddenly you forget medo not look for me,for I shall already have forgotten you.Word of the day :

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    mystic_writr

    40 / F / Bisexual / Brooklyn, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    “One day a six-year-old friend ... Am I just an aging pervert?Like the creeps who used to harass the holy hell out of me when I was in my twenties?I'm not a pervert.Experience has taught me well.Who's going to be the next love of my life? ... If I can make people laugh?

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    doofus_butt

    62 / M / Straight / Houston, Texas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    some $$$ a few years back and opted to escape the corporate life that dictated to me.Right now, it's a Monday morning at 9:05AM and it's just another quiet day in a series of a never-ending weekends for me.Now it's Friday morning (10/3), the windows are open and I'm watching highlights from last

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    MarioSpeedwagon

    31 / M / Straight / Paramus, New Jersey Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    it's where I self-deprecate and make myself intentionally miserable for the sake of ... (mostly my iPhone these days; apologies in advance to PC loyalists... "APOLOGIES NOT ACCEPTED!!! YOU DESERVE TO SUFFER JUST FOR ASSOCIATING WITH MAC ... find me the least bit compelling (there may be

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    RetroActive2014

    45 / M / Straight / Closter, New Jersey Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    you a little bit of an insight into my mind unlike, say, oh, Every Other Guy's Profile you'll ever read. It is necessary in order to avoid prejudgment. Yes, I am That complex an individual. Misunderstood and misinterpreted. Especially in today's age ... the Only life. ... than just Cool), ... How to make or

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    How annoying do I find you?

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    I want to find out if you're the kind of person I would take great delight in beating to death with a raggedy, urine soaked towel, or would I wrrreally, wrrreally like you, with ch...

  • The Do You Know My DVD Collection Test

    The Do You Know My DVD Collection Test

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    Film Noir, Horror, Comedy, Musicals, one Western: My DVD collection has it all. Well, that's what it seems like now, because I had no idea how long ...

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    The Sexual Scenarios Test

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    This is the sexual scenarios test. Since I know that ALOT of people masturbate while on OKCupid I decided to write this test for those of you who like...

  • The Super Relationship and Sexual Compatibility With Me Test

    The Super Relationship and Sexual Compatibility With Me Test

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    This is my Super Relationship and Sexual Compatibility With Me Test. It is to see if you are man or woman enough to be with me. Ultimately I want lo...

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    The Evil Overlord Test

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    Most Evil Overlords are half-breed wannabes, and some are just downright incompetent clowns.  However, sometimes, a truly superior, evil, hyper-intelligent Evil Overlord comes along, and subjugat...

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