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a small college in New Hampshire in 2004 having studied Economics and Computer Science , and from the University of Texas at Austin in 2006 with a ... Simmons , Marcus Aurelius , Achewood (link), The Perry Bible Fellowship (link), Aperture , The New Yorker , Jon Krakauer , Gary Shteyngart , Lonely

Your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak.

to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Let's look at some of the challenges you will face as a test participant. You may be required to perform simple tasks such as locating an exit. These simple tasks may be supplemented with insurmountable obstacles. Thanks to the Aperture Science Handheld

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The Aperture Science Subject Knowledge Test

The Aperture Science Subject Knowledge Test

by Jtcgh

Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Assessment Centre for subjects wishing to work and/or be tested at our Computer-Aided Enrichment Centre. Y... ...

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Comment by yutsoku

Aperture science! We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead! But there's no sense crying over every mistake you must keep on trying 'till you run out of cake! And there's science to be done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.

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Comment by IoSonoStephano

Yes, please place them in the Aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator.

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This was unsuccessful

Comment by MrPringle

hereHUGE SUCCESSIt's hard to overstate my satisfactionAperture Sciencewe do what we must because we canfor the good of all of us except for the ones who are deadbut there's no sense crying over every mistakeyou just keep on trying until you run out of cakeand the science gets done and you make a

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why do huge women think they are beautiful?

Comment by starfarer50

Aperture science. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead. (Chorus 1) But there's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying till you run out of cake And the science gets done and you make a neat gun For the people who are still

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If you're a white man or lesbian white woman, why would you not date a black woman?

Comment by MrPringle

hereHUGE SUCCESSIt's hard to overstate my satisfactionAperture Sciencewe do what we must because we canfor the good of all of us except for the ones who are deadbut there's no sense crying over every mistakeyou just keep on trying until you run out of cakeand the science gets done and you make a

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Rate the hottess of someones pic above you . 1 being ugliest thing ever to 10 being hot- i wanna bang you.

Comment by Dizzyy

Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done.

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Post your current favorite lyrics!?

Comment by phyxius

Aperture ScienceWe do what we mustbecause we can.For the good of all of us.Except the ones who are dead.But there's no sense cryingover every mistake.You just keep on tryingtill you run out of cake.And the Science gets done.