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    WesTheManInBlack

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    ;)[wind][clop clop]ARTHUR: Whoa there![clop clop]GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there?ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!GUARD #1: Pull the other one!ARTHUR:

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    justafkbuddy

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    CHICKEN..... ACTION COMEDY LETS EXPAND THIS BITCH TO FIVE HUNDRED FUCKIN WORDS A FUCKIN MINUTE TO COMPLETE ME PROFILE FASTER AND GET 40%... ILL KEEP EVERY STEP OF MY PROFILE IN HERE JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES... THIS IS A LONG ASS NASCAR FACED HUNT CHASE SAFE TOP TWELVE WORKIN AS HARD AS WE CAN 8...

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    ArtHoundArthur

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    )Arthur was sick. ... He’d come up with the obligatory clever username (“ArtHoundArthur”), carefully weighed each word of content to

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    Father_Sky

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    I am a polymath and as such my proficiency encompasses a wide variety of skills. Try my foot massage on for size; it can change your life. ... and my cooking ... my cooking.

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