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    I am may ask what makes me who I am, well I say to you, "I am Bart. ... am Bart." Again you will inquire "And?" I will say "Are you Bart? No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Bart. Frank Gifford is not Bart. But I..." Then you will finally get it and you will say "You...are Bart!

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    on my handle: "fuBART" is pronounced "foo-BART", and is NOT an abbreviation for "f*** you, BART!" in the event that thought came rushing to your mind as swiftly as a train enters a station. no, i just happen to adore the acronym "FUBAR". and BART too, as FUBAR ... me a question about BART and i could

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    What's this? "You should answer in each language you know! English French Italian" it says. Hahaha. It also says: "When were you born? You must be 18." So to be helpful I say I'm 18. But I'm not really. In fact I'm just about old enough to be my own father, now I come to...

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