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    BART" is pronounced "foo-BART", and is NOT an abbreviation for "f*** you, BART!"🔹 in the event that thought came rushing to your mind with the same swiftness of a train entering a station (which, FYI, is typically 36 mph). no, i simply happen to adore the acronym "FUBAR". and i adore BART

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    I am may ask what makes me who I am, well I say to you, "I am Bart. ... am Bart." Again you will inquire "And?" I will say "Are you Bart? No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Bart. Frank Gifford is not Bart. But I..." Then you will finally get it and you will say "You...are Bart!

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    shortlisted: (A) The Master and Margarita (Bulgakov), alternatively The Dice Man (Rhinehart), or how about a slice of Evelyn Waugh or Nabokov? Is there perhaps some reason you'd expect me to add The Catcher In The Rye here? Just wondered. (Bonus points available.) (B) Kind Hearts and...

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