"~Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a
misunderstood genius.Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you?Calvin:
Nobody thinks I'm a genius.~Calvin : You can't just turn on
creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.Hobbes :
What mood is that?Calvin : Last-minute panic.
”Calvin snatched one of the papers from under Hobbes’ paw, and
held him off with one red sneaker-shod foot when Hobbes lunged for
the sheet. Calvin read the words, written in orange and black
crayon, aloud.
" -Calvin"I go to school, but I never
learn what I want to know." -Calvin"You know, Hobbes, some days
even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help ." -Calvin"Weekends
don't count unless you spend them doing something completely
pointless." -Calvin"If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you
If you asked
me, I'd say Calvin , Hobbes , and Bruce Campbell are my greatest
personal folk heroes.
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by bogey_1
Hobbes: Look, it says you have to be eighteen to buy cigarettes.
Calvin: Eighteen?!? By then I'll know better! Calvin: Mom, can I
have a cigarette? Mum: Sure, Calvin. I think your grandfather left
some here. Just smoke outside, ok? Calvin: Wow! Hobbes: Your mom
let you have a cigarette? Calvin
by brettr
years, Hobbes never
bears a grudge against Calvin nor wishes any ill upon him. Hobbes,
remembering the depth of their past friendship, does not hate
Calvin but rather hates the society that made Calvin put him away.
Hobbes, residing in Calvin’s mind, sees and experiences all that
Calvin does—and
by gadzooka17
Cue to the
comic where hobbes fades away. But Calvin stops taking Ritalin
after Suzie begins to comment on how much Calvin has changed. This
leads to hidding the pills he's given, and Hobbes coming back
because Calvin cared. Eventually his intolerant father takes Hobbes
and chucks him, say into the
by exitorange
A Bit Of BothYou are 40% Calvin and 60% HobbesCalvin & Hobbes,
like a scruffy yin and yang, are in perfect balance within you.
Like Calvin, you're weird, a bit insecure, and can be a
trouble-maker. But like Hobbes, you're down to earth and sensitive.
Comment by blue_eyed_guy_
It's amazing how edifying Calvin and Hobbes can be. I taught my
daughter to read, or she was motivated to learn how to read, with
Calvin. She still gets the Calvin and Hobbes collections from the
bookshelf and spreads them out all over the floor, finding her
favorites.
Comment by bronzcowgrl
Mickey Mouse peeing on Calvin and/or Hobbes.4. Calvin
and/or Hobbes getting anally raped by the Ford symbol.
Comment by SkatingTheEdge
Hobbes resisted, but
that only made Calvin pull him in harder. Their lips met sideways,
mouths open, their labored breaths mixing with each others. Calvin
pulled away slightly as they fully contacted with each other. "Oh,
Hobbes. Hobbes..." A wave of sensation filled Hobbes' entire body,
every
Comment by
I like comics that are REALISTIC, as in Ghost World, Calvin and
Hobbes, etc. Wow, if ONLY there was a Calvin and Hobbes graphic
novel; if there is DO tell me the title.
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The same sort
of dilemma is posed by Calvin and his Hobbes.
Comment by nmbr1steelerfan
this might be too much information, but calvin and hobbes is
what i read in the bathroom...and i laugh every time. i have every
book and also calvin and hobbes wallpaper on my computer.
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de/onlinehome/calvin/intelligent_life.gif Calvin
and Hobbes