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is Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter."Chuck Norris doesn't
relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. Chuck Norris built
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Just Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never criedTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once ate
The Chuck Norris Worthiness Test
I see you have decided to take the Chuck Norris Worthines Test. Congratulations! This is a standardized assessmentdelivered in Englishthat helps yo... ...
The 5 Question Chuck Norris Test
Welcome to this short 5 question Chuck Norris test. I am sure you have heard many of the sayings that have been circulating by word of mouth, interne... ...
The Chuck Norris Ass Kicking Test
You probably think you know Chuck Norris. And maybe you do. A little. But this test is here to help you understand just how much you DON'T know abo... ...
The What Would Chuck Norris Do? Test
Welcome to my What Would Chuck Norris Do? Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine if you possess the correct answers, ninja, and... ...
The Tribute to Chuck Norris Test
Seriously you guys. Have you ever put on some R&B music while you're in the shower and touch yourself? I know Mr. T did when he was staying at my plac... ...
Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
get in
between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. · Mr. T once defeated Chuck
Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris
invented racism. · Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris. ·
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris Facts!!
Chuck Norris is
pain.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see
Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.Chuck Norris
has counted to infinity. Twice.Chuck Norris does not hunt because
the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris
goes killing.Chuck
Sorry had to go there, because I'm oh so addicted
when he
tried, Chuck Norris went back in time and roundhouse-kicked him in
the face. LBJ was so shocked at the Patriotism his head literally
exploded. -Chuck Norris does not read. Chuck Norris stares at books
until Chuck Norris gets the information Chuck Norris wants. -Chuck
Norris once roundhouse
Who here is a Alpha Male!
Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)Chuck Norris’ house has no doors,
only walls that he walks through.How much wood would a woodchuck
chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.Chuck Norris
doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of
fear.In honor of Chuck Norris
What's your best CHUCK NORRIS joke??
chief export of Chuck Norris
is pain. Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says,
"Now." Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers
of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the
trademark for his penis. My dad looks just like Chuck Norris, so
our family
What's your best CHUCK NORRIS joke??
Chuck Norris is one
quarter indian, this has nothing to do with lineage, the man
actually ate a fucking indian. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he
goes killing. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because
he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck
Norris. Chuck Norris
What's your best CHUCK NORRIS joke??
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC because of "Law And Order". He
states they are the nicknames of his left and right fists.Superman
wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.Before the boogeyman goes to bed,
he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.
He waits.Chuck Norris has 2
Who here is a Alpha Male!
competition
at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not
swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water
gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool
floor.I'm just going to consistently post Chuck Norris jokes until
this thread dies.
