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Confucius say~ "Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without.

I always go out of my way to do anything: "wherever you go you should go with all your heart" - Confucius .

Delany and the Analects by Confucius I'd explain but there is not enough room to if you would care to discuss though I am quite willing to do so.

My heroes are George Carlin , James Bond , Confucius , and Bob the Angry Flower .

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I was reading something the other day which made me remember an old 'Confucius says' so here it goes.Confucius Says: Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius sent a disciple to help the other two chant his obsequies. ... "Then the disciple of Confucius exclaimed: "May I inquire where you found this in the rubrics for obsequies, this frivolous caroling in the presence

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Freight TrainBy George JoyceConfucius once remarked ...   Confucius answered: "Military."  Compelled to abandon another pillar, inquired the disciple, which one should the leader choose?  "Food" answered Confucius.  In the end, says Confucius, a state's most indispensible resource

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Annoy him with a bunch of "Confucius Say" jokesConfucius say, dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.Confucius say, man's wife his better half, his mistress his better hole.

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Confucius say... Man who run behind car get exhausted.Confucius also say.

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I'll fully admit, for instance, that as far as deep thought goes, Confucius probably has Paul beat, mostly because Confucius had to make sense out of a lot of aspects of social order that Paul, a religious anarchist, didn't really care about.

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