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    Dennis realizes that "inordinate" might sound a little off-putting but ... Speaking of off-putting, Dennis doesn't typically speak in the third person but finds it liberating in some strange way when filling out these sorts of things.Anyway, about Dennis....Dennis is generally happy with life.

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    Regarded by others as the ultimate realist, Dennis is seen to enjoy a practical ability combined with quick intelligence. ... Dennis’s key strengths:- Practical ability in implementing tasks.

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    Dennis the Peasant: Listen. ... Arthur: [grabs Dennis] Shut up! Will you shut up?!Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!Arthur: [shakes Dennis] Shut up!Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!Arthur: Bloody Peasant!Dennis: Ooh,

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    Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS. ... >DENNISYe arrive at DENNIS. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS.What wouldst thou deau?>TALK DENNISYou engage Dennis in leisurely conversation.

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  • The ULTIMATE Dennis Cole Test

    The ULTIMATE Dennis Cole Test


    I know I’m hopping onto the Dennis Cole bandwagon a little late in the game, but as a fan of the master’s work, I feel I have every right to pay homag...

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    The Dennis Test


    So you know Dennis. But, are you like him? Let's find out...

  • The STYX Test

    The STYX Test


    Think you're a real Stygian? (Stygian means STYX geek for you non-Stygians.) Are you hardcore or main-stream? If your Styx knowledge doesn't go muc...

  • The Spongebob Movie Quote Test

    The Spongebob Movie Quote Test


    Welcome to the Spongebob Squarepants Movie Quote Test. This test is only concerning quotes in the movie, not in obscure episodes of the cartoon. Becau...

  • The Comics Genius Test

    The Comics Genius Test


    Are you king of the nerds? Think you know your way around nerd-pamphlets? Well, it’s time to find out how well. At no point will you be asked, “Who wo...

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