I want to be a teacher of English.
I'm 24, I'm an
English teacher, and I like to go out on weekends and have a good
time.
I work as the teacher of
English language, I search for the most serious long-term attitudes
with the guy, the age has no value for me.
by lovelymish
Hi! And welcome to my English Teacher in Japan Test. This is to determine whether you could teach English in Japan (which is what I'm doing at the mom... ...
by IowaSquirrel
Hi! And welcome to my English Teacher in Japan Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature.
Are you tempted to h... ...
by jlelandg
I am an ESL teacher in China and decided to write this test for those curious to also be ESL teachers abroad. ...
by uscburrito
So, you're teaching (or thinking of teaching) English in Japan. Can you retain your personal identity? Will you slip into weird cutoms/habits? Are you... ...
by Cecila668
Do u find yourself in fantasies with ur teacher? do you want her in bed or do you REALLY like her...
I suggest only taking this test if you have a te... ...
by sithkittie
the teachers don't even
seem to care that the kids are out of control. One, however,
looks at a girl (in my all girls school) and they shut up
immediately. I like him. He's my favorite
co-teacher. Not only is he fluent in English (a rarity among
Japanese English teacher
by AzHP
Sixth period was HELL UNLEASHED in teacher form. I thought Mr. Yee
was bad. I thought wrong. Ms. Contreras, the fat psycho teacher
bitch from the AP English Department, was the worst thing to happen
to our poor class since.
by xblkhrtbeautyx
some reason, he got it into his head that I should date
his (literally) gay English teacher. My student asked me one day if
I would go out on a date with this teacher. I said "sure, if he's
paying." When my student reported this to his English teacher, one
of his classmates said, "But she's a girl!
Comment by Nellita
used the pronunciation "aks," and he began to question if he
had made a mistake, or not, in thinking this teacher capable of
teaching english. so i guess the snobbery there was, he believed
there should only be one acceptable dialect of english for an
english teacher, and i did not see the big deal.
Comment by Gematria
Bavarian dialect (which
actually differs from standard German more than AAVE does from
standard English) the teacher never, ever tells the student that
the way they speak is "wrong" or "incorrect." Instead, the teacher
gently gets the student to understand something to the effect of
"it's okay to
Comment by Fuck_Off_Already
with the teacher about to prove we read them. Grades
were based on total page count.This is just so good.It reminds me
how the best english teacher at my highschool was almost fired for
teaching A Room With a View instead of some piece of shit barbara
kingsolver thing.The best English teacher at my
Comment by Julians13
The kids had all
arrived in the high school sophomore English class, and were
chatting away, making new friends. THEN…In walked a very stern
looking English teacher and a hush fell over the room as the kids
scurried to their seats. The stern teacher silently panned his gaze
across all the kids.
Comment by Brothab
" The letter "j" wasn't in the
English language until the seventeenth century, so even in English,
no one spoke the name "Jesus" until after that time. ... was
Jesus Christ" vary widely: "He was a Jewish spiritual teacher from
the first century," "He was the prophet of the
Comment by djdep1337
trish6912:I had a VERY hot English teacher when I was in 11th
grade.Nice... although it's probably kinda hard to pay attention to
the class material then huh? I guess now that I think of it my 7th
grade English teacher was pretty hot...Hot for English teachers!!
Talk dirty (English) to me!
Comment by charlene42
or the teachers just do not have the required
skills to teach. now i am not saying that you don't have what
it takes to teach students, i can honestly say you have the passion
to become a very successful teacher (if you ... to know english well", "most
books are written in english, so you
Comment by cuteysayswhat
" A related scene
occurs in Henry V: when Katherine is learning English, she is
appalled at the "gros et impudique" English words "foot" and
"gown," which her English teacher has mispronounced as "coun.
Comment by WhigBrew
this) be a sign of
defiance against the language preferences of the authority (the
teacher). Now, if it's a sociology class or a government
class, that may be a different story. If it's an 8th grade
English class, then you have a disrupting student who, if allowed
to continue, is missing