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    jashtargarayen

    20 / F / Straight / Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I'm gonna tell all my friends that I can throw a 150 mph fastball. I think a lot of them will believe me. Not the smart ones, cuz they'll know that's ridiculous, but a lot of them will. In like 20 years my friends will tell their kids that they knew a guy who once threw a 150 mph fastball.

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    SisterMadly

    47 / F / Bisexual / Seattle, Washington Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Picking out birthday cards, remembering phone numbers, being mildly outrageous in public when I feel like it, editing, sensing anger. Combining vile gutter language with the quaintest of euphemisms. Making my friends laugh. Thinking of the perfect Monty Python quote for the occasion.

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