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    jackslaochild

    31 / M / Bisexual / Milwaukee, Wisconsin Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    and don't bother to reference"I'm a vain mother fucker."I never developed any lateral incisorsI had an okc profile awhile ago and not only would I rate everyone with 5 stars, but I did so for over 100000 profilesim an undiagnosed paranoid schizophrenic because I refuse to take their fucking drugs.

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    bsquar3

    33 / M / Straight / Torrington, Connecticut Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    WOOfuckingHOO . I just signed up for the quizes, bitches!!! And I mean that serioulsy, i've seen people say that before, and then you go see what test's they've taken, and it's like seven, dude, i've taken over 300 tests, i'm a fucking test-taking machine.

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    jkriese

    36 / M / Straight / Studio City, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Fun fact : this profile syncs with Dark Side of the Moon. (now to get to it...) Yay, my favorite thing to do?!...- -bragging about myself with sarcastic undertones! Buckle up here we go! I'm pretty flipping sweet and never boring- boy wonder (nay, man wonder), Renaissance Man? But...

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    i_am_404NotFound

    29 / M / Straight / Gold Coast, Australia Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    What the fuck does that mean! Who finds buttons cute?!! Not once have I felt the urge to masturbate after looking at buttons.

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    viedelaterre

    29 / M / Straight / Chicago, Illinois Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I'll buy dog toys on mescaline-Opening bananas with one hand-Knowing which way doors open-Undoing my shirt buttons oh-so-smoothly and then fuddle-fucking around with the last one because it's horizontal for some reason. If I keep sliding down I might think, 'Da fuck are these extra buttons here?

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