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    22 / F / Gay / San Francisco, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    dogs like miss buttons. see, i once met a dogs named miss buttons. i asked miss buttons why she'd never become a mrs. buttons and never got a solid answer. maybe miss buttons wanted to remain a ... you're going to fuck up your shirt! water, oil, random flecks of cheese. fuck that.

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    WOOfuckingHOO . I just signed up for the quizes, bitches!!! And I mean that serioulsy, i've seen people say that before, and then you go see what test's they've taken, and it's like seven, dude, i've taken over 300 tests, i'm a fucking test-taking machine.

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    I'm not here to be mind-fucked by Drama Girls (you know Who you are) who simply wants Friends and Only Friends kind of relationships.

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    Books/Authors: the choose your own adventure books because when you think about it they're a lot like life. Plus, Don Delilo, Salinger, Hemmingway, Faulkner, Kafka, Poe, Bukoswski, Burroughs, Amy Hemple, Sedaris, Vonnegut, James "freak nasty" Thurber, Neil Gaiman, Chris Ware,...

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    What the fuck does that mean! Who finds buttons cute?!! Not once have I felt the urge to masturbate after looking at buttons.

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