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    WOOfuckingHOO . I just signed up for the quizes, bitches!!! And I mean that serioulsy, i've seen people say that before, and then you go see what test's they've taken, and it's like seven, dude, i've taken over 300 tests, i'm a fucking test-taking machine.

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    and don't bother to reference"I'm a vain mother fucker."I never developed any lateral incisorsI had an okc profile awhile ago and not only would I rate everyone with 5 stars, but I did so for over 100000 profilesim an undiagnosed paranoid schizophrenic because I refuse to take their fucking drugs.

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    I'll buy dog toys on mescaline-Opening bananas with one hand-Knowing which way doors open-Undoing my shirt buttons oh-so-smoothly and then fuddle-fucking around with the last one because it's horizontal for some reason. If I keep sliding down I might think, 'Da fuck are these extra buttons here?

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    What the fuck does that mean! Who finds buttons cute?!! Not once have I felt the urge to masturbate after looking at buttons.

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    Hey names Gary and i get a lot of nicknames Push Button Guy, Mr Buttons. ... Working as a customer service rep full time and trying to find something fuck knows what seem to spend most of my days sat on a bus going all

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