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    and don't bother to reference"I'm a vain mother fucker."I never developed any lateral incisorsI had an okc profile awhile ago and not only would I rate everyone with 5 stars, but I did so for over 100000 profilesim an undiagnosed paranoid schizophrenic because I refuse to take their fucking drugs.

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    WOOfuckingHOO . I just signed up for the quizes, bitches!!! And I mean that serioulsy, i've seen people say that before, and then you go see what test's they've taken, and it's like seven, dude, i've taken over 300 tests, i'm a fucking test-taking machine.

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    The earth, it's where I keep all of my stuff! Anything else is a bonus. Though I should add, a creative outlet of any sort- otherwise I will start shaking like a crack baby and crack babies... are just sad... who'd want to shake like that!?! So for Pete's sake, if you see it happening just...

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    29 / M / Straight / Chicago, Illinois Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I'll buy dog toys on mescaline-Opening bananas with one hand-Knowing which way doors open-Undoing my shirt buttons oh-so-smoothly and then fuddle-fucking around with the last one because it's horizontal for some reason. If I keep sliding down I might think, 'Da fuck are these extra buttons here?

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    31 / M / Straight / Seattle, Washington Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    week I have stable employment in the Network Engineering field which involves pushing buttons on a laptop in the right order and at the right time to ... Part of it is perfectionism and part of it is just an innate need to fuck with stuff.

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