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    you're going to fuck up your shirt! water, oil, random flecks of cheese. fuck that.

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    WOOfuckingHOO . I just signed up for the quizes, bitches!!! And I mean that serioulsy, i've seen people say that before, and then you go see what test's they've taken, and it's like seven, dude, i've taken over 300 tests, i'm a fucking test-taking machine.

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    I'll buy dog toys on mescaline-Opening bananas with one hand-Knowing which way doors open-Undoing my shirt buttons oh-so-smoothly and then fuddle-fucking around with the last one because it's horizontal for some reason. If I keep sliding down I might think, 'Da fuck are these extra buttons here?

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    The earth, it's where I keep all of my stuff! Anything else is a bonus. Though I should add, a creative outlet of any sort- otherwise I will start shaking like a crack baby and crack babies... are just sad... who'd want to shake like that!?! So for Pete's sake, if you see it happening just...

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    What the fuck does that mean! Who finds buttons cute?!! Not once have I felt the urge to masturbate after looking at buttons.

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