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    47 / M / Straight / Nome, Alaska Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Air, water, food, shelter, heat, and even electricity.What'd you think I was gonna type?Jesus, Rolex, McMansion, bottled water, SUV, and i-phone6?

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    43 / F / Straight / Diamond Bar, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    god blessed me with a womanly physique (that's rather plump these days).

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    27 / M / Straight / Tulare, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    {o}You and God only You{1}:Haveing No jobs too Work that at is Suicide a ;({2}Having No Rope 2 Make My Tzitzit and Yamaka on and WaterWater{3}:i I could Never Play A Board-Game without yoU{4}: Love duck Tape it wiLL Fix Everything ioi{5}: My old Spice Deodorant{6}:Downloadinn Free Tv-Shows Movies

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    41 / F / Bisexual / Brooklyn, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)i am never without it(anywhere i go you go,my dear;and whatever is done by only me is your doing,my darling) i fear no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)

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    50 / M / Straight / Tappan, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    One who is not living in a Capitalist-induced fantasy comfort zone who knows she's going to Jesus soon because she prays her ass off, is a good God-fearin

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    The How 7th Day Adventist Are You Test

    by Cy4Math

    Hi! And welcome to my How 7th Day Adventist Are You Test. By taking this test, you will see how you measure up to the 28 fundamental beliefs held by t...

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    The Modest Mouse Test


    So everyone knows Modest Mouse's big hit Float On and now The Ocean Breathes Salty. But only the true fans will recognize hits from the good ol' days....

  • The Do YOU Know Christianity Test

    The Do YOU Know Christianity Test

    by zip_adeedoodah

    I am really tired of seeing religious quizzes on okcupid that are unbiblical. Some quizzes say that if you believe in abortion you're going to hell an...

  • The Kolika's Perfect Match Test

    The Kolika's Perfect Match Test


    Hello, merry meetings and welcome to the Kolika's Perfect Match Test! I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature, as wel...

  • The Melsa Compatibility Test

    The Melsa Compatibility Test


    So here's the deal... my friend Melsa makes me screen every guy she may or may not go out with. Generally this involves me meeting with them and gett...

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