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    InterstellarBus

    41 / M / Straight / Austin, Texas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    to prove GOD did not exist. GOD was familiar with this individual's particular obsession of proving that GOD did not exist. What the atheist didn't know was that tonight GOD would enter his dreams and prove he did exist.That night when the atheist was in dream mode, GOD entered ... time of their lives.

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    lionessdivine

    42 / F / Straight / Diamond Bar, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    god blessed me with a womanly physique (that's rather plump these days).

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    August8-18-88

    26 / M / Straight / Tulare, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    {o}You and God only You{1}:Haveing No jobs too Work that at is Suicide a ;({2}Having No Rope 2 Make My Tzitzit and Yamaka on and WaterWater{3}:i I could Never Play A Board-Game without yoU{4}: Love duck Tape it wiLL Fix Everything ioi{5}: My old Spice Deodorant{6}:Downloadinn Free Tv-Shows Movies

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    mystic_writr

    41 / F / Bisexual / Brooklyn, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Mainly just wanna sit quietly with you and exchange energy. Despite how open, peaceful, and loving you attempt to be, people can only meet you as deeply as they've met themselves. OK, first things first I'll eat your brains... πŸŽΆπŸŽΌπŸŽ΅πŸ΄πŸ’˜

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    prettyeasycheesy

    27 / F / Bisexual / Albuquerque, New Mexico Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    When I was little, I used to go to this arcade where they had coin operated games. I'd spend hours and all of my money there. I didn't have a lot of cash, and whenever I went, bullies and 20 year old thug looking dudes would rip me off for coins... right in front of the...

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    The How 7th Day Adventist Are You Test

    by Cy4Math

    Hi! And welcome to my How 7th Day Adventist Are You Test. By taking this test, you will see how you measure up to the 28 fundamental beliefs held by t...

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    The Modest Mouse Test

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    So everyone knows Modest Mouse's big hit Float On and now The Ocean Breathes Salty. But only the true fans will recognize hits from the good ol' days....

  • The Do YOU Know Christianity Test

    The Do YOU Know Christianity Test

    by zip_adeedoodah

    I am really tired of seeing religious quizzes on okcupid that are unbiblical. Some quizzes say that if you believe in abortion you're going to hell an...

  • The Kolika's Perfect Match Test

    The Kolika's Perfect Match Test

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    Hello, merry meetings and welcome to the Kolika's Perfect Match Test! I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature, as wel...

  • The Melsa Compatibility Test

    The Melsa Compatibility Test

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    So here's the deal... my friend Melsa makes me screen every guy she may or may not go out with. Generally this involves me meeting with them and gett...

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