“The Google of
online dating”
— The Boston Globe
“Completely free”
— TIME
“A favorite hangout
for internet goers”
— The Village Voice
“A perfect example
of the Web 2.0 revolution”
— New York Post
Search
There are 483 results for "Hammer pants"
Result Types (click type to filter)
- Profiles (229)
- Quizzes (37)
- Journal Posts (122)
- Journal Comments (31)
- Forum Topics (2)
- Forum Comments (61)
- Questions (1)
Actually, I think they get scared I'll really "fix" them, with a hammer . ... Pants4.
Awwww, lovey pants! My pants of looove. ♥ Mein loveypants. ... • → → You are Doc Hammer . In which case, I would do many things for (and to) you. ← ←• You *know* Doc Hammer.
or otherwise, I washed these pants like three weeks ago and my dryer just stopped working. That's right, a guy on OkCupid who doesn't want to get into your pants. ... My eyes or my murder hammer . And if you notice the eyes first, watch out! They're usualy a distraction for the murder hammer.
The Ninja Test
Many people have attempted to best me, and they have found that my kung fu is much too strong. And theirs is much too weak. In my quest for the ulti... ...
The Do *YOU* Remember The 90's Test
Ahh... the sweet, sweet nineties. For those of us who lived it, it harbours nostalgic memories of grunge, hypercolour t-shirts, supermodels, Melrose ... ...
The How Well Do You Know Nick Wong Test
This is just a random test for my friends to see how well they know me. Random people are welcome to take it too, but you most likely won't do so hot. ...
The y'all ready for this? Test
Hi! And welcome to my y'all ready for this Test. I just want to know how compatible you and I are (love the hammer pants?) ...
The Reincarnated as a Pet Test
Reincarnation, which means "to be made flesh again", puts forth the idea that the very essence, or soul, if you will, survives the experience of biolo... ...
Fashion Trends I've witnessed
Lets see, in the early 90's (late 80's in some cases) Hammer
pants, black shiny shoes, Swatch, Air Jordans, Girbaud, sagging, Z
Cavaricci, and denim jackets. Those hammer pants were very bad, but
I really liked the Z Cavaricci pants.
If I had a Hammer
FUCK a hammer is for. So
maybe it's something else? some other kind of hammer?My immediate
thought to this was M.C. Hammer, of course. How could it not?What
would I do with M.C. Hammer? Would I Hammer in the morning? Would I
Hammer in the Evening? All over this land? Hammer Time! ... parachute pants was
hey men.
the jack-hammer
is vaginal abuse and you can actually bruise a woman's vagina by
doing it...if you bruise her vagina, you not only will not be
jack-hammering her for a while but you won't be getting laid for a
while. ... not come off yet--at least
not the pants--don't waste your time trying to access
A Computer-less Existence...
I used to make these kids pants, to sell, and we
called them granto pants, as I started making them for my son
Grant, (Granto) and his freinds all weanted them, made good money
for a time, they were cut out freehand and bright and fun, kinda MC
Hammer pants.
zomg, pushups!
I SO own Hammer Pants. Actually, they're just really big pants I
stole off an obnoxious neighbour's clothesline.
Can QuickMatch please stop matching me with people so damn far away?
as "The Hammer". Who wants to
have a boyfriend with a nickname like that? But I didn't give up,
and by the spring, we were officially a couple.Since my friends
felt as though they co-owned "The Hammer", they would always ask
girls how it went ... friends I've made have no idea about what's in my
pants.
Is it can be...
and pants ... Hammer timeEvery time you see meThe Hammer's just so
hypedI'm dope on the floorAnd I'm magic on the mikeNow why would I
everStop doing this?When others making recordsThat just don't
hitI've toured around the worldFrom London to the BayIt's Hammer,
go Hammer, M.C.Hammer, Yo Hammer
First date - you're horney
You should get your hands on some Hammer pants. They are so poofy
that your boner will be completely hidden. And any man that can get
a handjob in hammer pants is basicly a GOD.
First date - you're horney
Hammer pants... as in MC Hammer?! Yeah, those pants would
definitely provide ample room.
Austin, Tx Saturday June 6th, 2009
If anybody has a problem
with that, I have the vodka, and/ or the hammer. :) Tenebrou -
don't worry, my pants will be firmly in place. At least until the
vodka gets flowing... or until I try to hang the hammer on my belt.
