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    B0N_Vivant

    28 / F / Straight / Saint Louis, Missouri Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Not too long ago, I was making a Hollandaise and it broke, so I actually thought it was an effective use of my time to write this:HOLLANDAISE(for the melody, go here)Hollandaise,Oh why have you caused me such malaise?Now I've had it with your fickle ways,My temperamental hollandaise.

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    whatsphase2

    36 / M / Straight / Somerville, Massachusetts Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    The senses of taste and smell. (Probably the others too, but these are particularly underrated.) My motorcycle, a bright yellow Ducati named Alice (pronounced as the Italian "ali-che", though named for a quite American girl). She doesn't provide an ongoing-maintenance hobby in...

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    whatsupdoc50

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    ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY: Previously owned, low mileage, dependable transportation in a high performance package with an extended warranty, and easy credit terms. You owe it to yourself to test-drive this widower with a daughter, two dogs, and a new house waiting to be filled with...

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    collin81

    32 / M / Straight / Seattle, Washington Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Seeking enlightenment while trying to master Hollandaise sauce.

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