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The (long) Simpsons Quotes Test
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quotes from homer
Homer A companion's words of
persuasion are effective. Homer, The Iliad A ... Homer,
The Iliad Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.
Homer, The Iliad The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
Homer, The Iliad The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast
aside. Homer, The Iliad
Some favorite TV quotes
crude throne] Homer: D'oh! [Homer instantly ...
Homer: She's fine! [camera shows Marge sitting on air, not couch]
Homer: Oh. HOMER VS. PATTY AND SELMA: Marge: What's that paper?
Homer: What paper? [reaches for it] [it floats up and lands on top
of the light] Marge: [gasps] Homer!
an all you can eat buffet, a duff beer, and thou
Life views: Homer Simpson: ... Inspiration: Homer
Simpson: Famous Simpsons Quotes If you really need money, you can
sell your kidney or even your car. Weird Humor: Homer Simpson:
Famous Simpsons Quotes We played Dungeons and Dragons for three
hours! Then I was slain by an elf. Wise Cracks: Homer
The Simpsons Memorable Quotes, lol
Homer: You know, the one
with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life,
uh, Christianity.Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed
miserably. The lesson is, never try.Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the
cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.Homer: When will I
Pointless
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh,
yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Homer: Aw, twenty
dollars! I wanted a peanut! Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy
many peanuts! Homer: Explain how! Homer's Brain: Money can be
exchanged for goods and services! Homer: Woo-hoo! Homer ... Marge: HOMER! Homer
vegan? anyone?
Homer Simpson. ... Another favorite Homer quote: when adivised by the store
clerk "I'd think twice before eathing that (old Old OLD very old
candy)" Homer replied "don't tell ME how many times to think!!!" He
ate the candy and had a wonderful colorful cartoon Homer Simpson
valentimes
And referencing Homer Simpon is equally valid to
referencing the writer Homer.why are you trying to make me
cry?also, when I mention homer after mentioning menelaus, it should
be quite clear which one i am referencing, yes?
Was Homer Simpson a homer?
Homer J Simpson.And for all the fame and fortune,
Homer ... Homer Simpson simply a "homer" hiding behind a heterosexual facade
ie. a closet homer?*Yes, I know I have used the terminology of
MalachiThreeSix here by using the term "homer". But considering
that the head of the Simpson household was "Homer
Hank Scorpio > Astrology
hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer:
Sir, I need to know where I can get some business
hammocks. Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea.
Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places.
There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third. Homer ... Homer
Hey ungrateful libs... you owe Bush your lives!!
Homer: Not a bear in ... Homer: Thank you,
dear.Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers
away.Homer: Oh, how does it work?Lisa: It doesn’t work.Homer:
Uh-huh.Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock.Homer: Uh-huh.Lisa: But I
don’t see any tigers around, do you?Homer: Lisa, I want to
Change - starting with Guantanamo Bay
Homer: Not a bear
in sight. ... Homer: Thank you, dear.Lisa: By your logic
I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.Homer: Oh, how does
it work?Lisa: It doesn't work.Homer: Uh-huh.Lisa: It's just a
stupid rock.Homer: Uh-huh.Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around,
do you?Homer: Lisa, I want to buy
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moar tiger rock:Homer: Not ... Homer: Thank you, dear.Lisa: By your logic I could
claim that this rock keeps tigers away.Homer: Oh, how does it
work?Lisa: It doesn't work.Homer: Uh-huh.Lisa: It's just a stupid
rock.Homer: Uh-huh.Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do
you?Homer: Lisa, I want to buy
