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    RussTheBusTruck

    27 / M / Straight / Lockport, Illinois Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    yeah maybeI don't know how long it'll take me but I'll do my bestYou'll be my soft and sweetI'll be your strong and steadyYou'll be my glass of wineI'll be your shot of whiskeyYou'll be my sunny dayI'll be your shade treeYou'll be my honeysuckleI'll be your honey beeYeah, that came out a little

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    RetroReborn

    49 / M / Straight / South Bristol, Maine Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    My self-summaryI won't bore you with phony catch phrases or wordiness, and I'll getright down to it so I won't be wasting your time. ... (That is to say, I don't worship George Lucas but love his classic1977 flick, but after gulping that down I don't think I could tolerate"Howard The

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    Laughing_man_y2k

    37 / M / Straight / San Tan Valley, Arizona Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

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    pihtx

    100 / M / Straight / Houston, Texas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    decisions;that I don't have hair on the palms of my hands or on the soles of my feet;that I don't smoke, drink (hardly ever), do drugs (never) or gamble;that I prefer a glass of Diet Coke (without ice cubes) instead of water (fish have been known to pee in water - ewww);that I'll answer questio

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