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    RussTheBusTruck

    26 / M / Straight / Lockport, Illinois Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    yeah maybeI don't know how long it'll take me but I'll do my bestYou'll be my soft and sweetI'll be your strong and steadyYou'll be my glass of wineI'll be your shot of whiskeyYou'll be my sunny dayI'll be your shade treeYou'll be my honeysuckleI'll be your honey beeYeah, that came out a little

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    bloppitypoop

    38 / M / Bisexual / Fucking, Austria Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    bitch, I'll ... ASS!? Put down those dirty magazines and GET THAT DEAD GERBIL OUT OF YOUR ASS! You SICK FUCKING, FUCK!!! You like that squirming hairy shit crawling up your ass, mother fucker? WELL, do you, BITCH!? Don't deny it!! You wouldn't still be here if you didn't like shit up your ass

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    RetroActive2014

    44 / M / Straight / Closter, New Jersey Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I won't bore you with phony catch phrases or wordiness, and I'll get right down to it so I won't be wasting your time. ... (That is to say, I don't worship George Lucas but love his classic 1977 flick, but after gulping that down I don't think I could tolerate "Howard The

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    pihtx

    99 / M / Straight / Houston, Texas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    decisions;that I don't have hair on the palms of my hands or on the soles of my feet;that I don't smoke, drink (hardly ever), do drugs (never) or gamble;that I prefer a glass of Diet Coke (without ice cubes) instead of water (fish have been known to pee in water - ewww);that I'll answer questio

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