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    RussTheBusTruck

    26 / M / Straight / Lockport, Illinois Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    yeah maybeI don't know how long it'll take me but I'll do my bestYou'll be my soft and sweetI'll be your strong and steadyYou'll be my glass of wineI'll be your shot of whiskeyYou'll be my sunny dayI'll be your shade treeYou'll be my honeysuckleI'll be your honey beeYeah, that came out a little

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    doofus_butt

    62 / M / Straight / Houston, Texas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    -reaching things on the top shelf of life- holding your hair back as you worship at the porcelain bowl after a night of wild debauchery- bailing your ass out of jail, but ONLY for minor offenses like dancing naked on the grass of life- making you laugh and enjoying your dance of life

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    RetroActive2014

    45 / M / Straight / Closter, New Jersey Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I won't bore you with phony catch phrases or wordiness, and I'll get right down to it so I won't be wasting your time. ... (That is to say, I don't worship George Lucas but love his classic 1977 flick, but after gulping that down I don't think I could tolerate "Howard The

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    Laughing_man_y2k

    37 / M / Straight / San Tan Valley, Arizona Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

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