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    34 / M / Straight / Cambridge, United Kingdom Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I can make a nice chocolate cake , too (though I haven't for a while; might be out of practise). ... I've been told I'm charming, though I'm skeptical about that myself. ... I'm not even going to try and answer all of this; there'd be too much to write down.

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    22 / F / Straight / Charleston, South Carolina Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Books: It's Kind of a Funny Story, Naked Lunch, I Was Told There'd be Cake, Harry Potter SeriesShows: Dexter, Orange is the New Black, How I Met Your Mother, Parks & Recreation, The OfficeMusic: Kaskade, Diplo, Childish Gambino, Shakira, Deadmau5, M.

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    35 / M / Gay / Bayonne, New Jersey Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    is that if humor were alcohol, I'd be a pedestrian lush hobbling and staggering my way to the clean alley so as to find a place where I can relieve myself, sitting next to you on the bus while wavering and singing, throwing my arm around you, and reeking of pure infectious intoxication.

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    25 / F / Straight / Brooklyn, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Books: I Was Told There'd Be Cake, Perfume: Story of a Murderer, Naked, Basquiat: A Quick Killing in Art, The Alchemist, Twelfth Night, BossypantsMovies: Young Frankenstien, Sabrina, Superbad, Peter Pan (animated version, ftw), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Despicable Me, Charade, To Catch a Thief,

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