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I don't really care if you have tattoos or not, or eat bacon or bite the heads off bats. Just so long as you don't care that I do and don't respectively. I really just need someone to open jars for me occasionally.
A story of jars and youth and secret endings. I never finished the dream . Open your mind and close yours eyes . ... You don't take this too seriously! ... to music shows in other towns and need a gas splitter. Bike riding! If you have dreams that need to become memories.
Or if you don't. Or if you just need to know what I know. ... to do after orphan wrestling , signing my name, opening jars of mayonnaise , thinking of stuff to do after opening jars of mayonnaise , coloring inside the lines, creating
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problem (don't ... to open our pickle jars. In other
words, feel needed. If that's the case - trust me - I'm your girl.
Opening any jar is a production for me. The Whole Foods brand of
bottled teas are impossible for me to open at all. If I want one -
I have to take it to work and have Greg open them.
CONVENIENCE, Ladies come on...
long distance relationships and
many people want/need companionship. I'm disabled and can't get out
of the house, I don't have friends in this area and I needed a
lover who was here because I needed the immediate socializing and
companionship (not to mention I can't open jars or carry laundry or
a
Epic Fail : She was crying and I believe Bi-polar
I don't need
that trouble. If she has problems then that is on her to get help.
I hope she does but its not my duty or even chivalry to make sure
she's ok. I open doors, I lead when we dance, I reach for high
shelves and open the pickle jars.
Do you think women should act like men ?
And
to open jars, we don't need strength, we only need knowledge in
practical physics.
Sapiosexual
(Work tip- don't pass ... "I'm just needed for opening jars, tall shelves
and spider-killing".In their defense, I do aim to be as
self-sufficient as possible. I figure it's better that way - to be
able to do for ones self and not be a burden or an annoyance on the
other person so when I need his
Chivalry vs Feminist Extremists
I think it shows respect when a guy opens my door; i mean, i don't
need him falling all over himself, trying to get to my side of the
car first, and in fact if he always opened my car door, it might
get a little ... jar that she cannot
(okay so maybe early hominids didn't have jars, but still.
FINALLY...a good use for men....I think we should do this, Ladies.
Other things we need guys for: opening the really hard-to-open
pickle jars, getting things down from the top shelf, lifting really
heavy things. Other than that, they don't have much use.
