I have been raised to believe that there is a jack for every jill
and Im hoping that this web site will be able to either help me
find that jill or atleast make some friends for the future!
a girl that
loves jack off jill.
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At home I enjoy something with a bit less of a
beat, lately I've been obsessed with Elliott Smith , but some of my
other favourites include Blonde Redhead , Jack Off Jill , Aphex
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Joy Division , Interpol , and many, many others.
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by JayDubbayoo
said "you can go now
"jack went to question him, but Jill stopped and said "lets just
go". On the way home Jack called his parents and told them
everything they said they would talk more when Jack and Jill
returned. Once home Jack and his parents sat down at the table to
talk. Jill went up stairs to
by -TheMatt-
Anyway, so Jack is sitting there at the bar and he looks
over at Jill and thinks "Score! A slut!" Jill is not amused at
Jack's approach to curry her favor for a "hot night in the sack".
She responds claiming that she's not 'that kind of girl'. Jack
retorts that if he was to dress up in a uniform
by kiss_42
let's call them Jack, Jill and Jane. Jack and Jill are
married, have been for about 3 years. They are planning on buying a
house, you know the whole married couple thing. Here's where the
unfortunate part comes in... Jack is also fucking Jane.
Comment by RolloThomasi
From a
legalistic standpoint I will concede that if Jack is married to
Jill and has an affair with Bo, Bo has not made any commitment to
Jill and so Bo is not not cheating on Jill. Jack is cheating on
Jill. in common usage, I'm pretty darn sure that one could say Bo
was cheating with Jack.
Comment by beyondomega
Jack and Jill are in a relationship. Jill
wants sex, Jack wants to wait til they're married. Jill repeatedly
threatens to leave him unless he has sex with her. He gives in,
they have sex, they break up. To say Jack was raped,
there.
Comment by adamska360
The male
is named Jack and the female is named Jill. They live in Anytown,
and have been in a relationship for some while. If Jill goes to the
town center, strips off all her clothes, and cries out "FUCK ME!"
There is bound to be some guy loafing around willing to do it. If
Jack however stripped off
Comment by Cevyn
Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill, To Smoke Some Marajuana, Jack Got
High, Pulled Down His Fly, And Asked Jill If She Wanna. Jill Said
Yes, Pulled Up Her Dress, And Had A Little Fun, But Stupid Jill,
Forgot The Pill, And Now They Have A Son
Comment by
Jack was nimble , Jack was quick .Jack made Jill suck his dick.Jill
was too ,because as she blew , she came all over his fingers too.
Comment by Altair_4
I got a dictionary for those who don't know what an Innuendo is (
sigh ) - Jack and Jill rode up the hill, riding on an elephant -
Jill got down, and with a frown, helped Jack off the elephant.
Comment by dsteele84
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AronowJaphet Jesse AryeePatrick AsanteCarl AsaroMichael
AsciakMichael Edward ... CammarataDavid Otey CampbellGeoffrey Thomas
CampbellJill Marie CampbellRobert Arthur CampbellSandra Patricia
CampbellSean Thomas CanavanJohn A.