by dogmatica
Do you love Jaws? Are you sick of tests about films that test your knowledge of how a film was made, rather than what's in it? Will you indulge me f... ...
by PHXTALCA
This is the Re-done JAWS Survival test. In honor of Shark Week, (July 30th-August 4th) I was looking over this test and it dawned on me that people m... ...
by RomanticinGf
Hi! And welcome to my ultimate 70's rock test Test. The seventies provided us with some very memorable moments (and some not so memorable)in music.Did... ...
by Cameo_Man
The name is Bond, James Bond. How much do know about him, his movies and bad guys? Upon completing this test you will be issued with your licence... ...
by Transgojobot
The James Bond franchise is among the longest running and most successful in the history of cinema. Agent 007 has thwarted evil, wooed the women, and ... ...
by Munehauzen
I saw Jaws for the first time tonight. ... " Watching Jaws I realized that whoever said
those things was a total moron. Let's consider it for a moment.
Jaws: It's a movie about a giant shark.
by paintedaugusta
I watched in horrified fascination at the "Nom nom nom"
action, jaws going up and down, tongue pushing pre-digested mush up
against her teeth and out ... Miss
Masta-jaws swung her neck this way and that, blithely observing her
fellow diners, oblivious to the rise of nausea she was illiciting
in her
by chmichnga
i, like everyone every
other red-blooded american, want the sharks that inspired
jaws. ... kerfuffle that was
actually a sound effect from the movie jaws. it was literally
an instant, and yet i picked up on it...having seen jaws dozens of
times and heard that yelp an equal
by efgumby
you see, i was born in '73, in
'75, the year that jaws came out, my brother and sister took me to
see jaws.
Comment by eric-the-read
"La la la la la laAnd I
fell into a deeper precipiceWith mouths of rapistsJaws dropped
downJaws dropped downv Jaws droppedDon't punish meFor wanting your
love inside of meDon't punish meFor wanting your love inside of
meAnd I find Hitler in my heartFrom the corpses flowers growAnd I
find Hitler in
Comment by nikki49
He has
Jaws on his computer that reads his email to him.The only time he
comes back at me is when I send him jokes that have foxy ladies
attached to them.I keep forgetting that Jaws can't tell him what
the gal looks like!
Comment by liveforadrenali
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great
white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?--Loch
Jaws.
Comment by RodBender
The only consistant
tactic is to make him sit, pry open the vasty wolf-jaws, and shove
the pill past the inch and a quarter plus fangs to the very back of
the throat, snop the jaws shut and hold 'em there.
Comment by mrmojo69
advantages of Jaws over ... in the water with Jaws
that fucker is not commin gup in one piece.Jaws 3 Jesus 04. Jaws
has no need for your money!Jaws 4 Jesus 05.Jesus walked on
water.Jaws Hauled ass through it at at least 60 mph!Jaws 5 Jesus
)6.You KNOW jaws is coming back!And the winner is .......
JAWS!
Comment by CarlinOwns
Slurpy,
Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums,Rooster
Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants, Ninja Boot, Marcia,
Skin ... of A Labia, silk funnel, dick
driver, purple people penis eater, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat
rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.
Comment by happyemogum
Slurpy,
Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums,Rooster
Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants, Ninja Boot, Marcia,
Skin ... of A Labia, silk funnel, dick
driver, purple people penis eater, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat
rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.
Comment by surelynotpurle3
Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami
Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts,
Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia ... silk funnel, dick
driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry
pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious
V.
Comment by
Jaws, you are just MEAN. Reminds me of a night with a couple of
trannies, one who had been a pro wrestler, and another who wanted
to be throwing each other around their apartment and through walls.
that 1/2 OZ of coke didn't last us long.Death for Jaws: sneak
attack by rabid parrots in the middle of