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    MetalMark6669

    26 / M / Straight / Sawbridgeworth, United Kingdom Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    and a wazz ol' pair of jugs. I'm obviously flexible, but not about the jugs. I have to be firm on the jugs.. and the jugs have to be very firm.

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    jedininja666

    34 / M / Straight / London, United Kingdom Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I'm generally looking for any female that can read all of the above and not feel immediately disappointed and/or physically vomitous. Also they have to be able to cook... ;oP (Joke) ...Actually seriously, just someone nice really, reasonably intelligent, able to hold a conversation, likes a...

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    chunkydunk4u

    43 / M / Straight / Falkirk, United Kingdom Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Others. Why there are 'matches' on here with people who haven't been on here in YEARS! Can admin not archive non-active profiles?????? Life's mysteries: Is Jo Brand actually John Sergeant in drag? What is it with Donald Trumps hair? Is that the...

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