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    The fact that I am a perfect Steve Buscemi lookalike. Also, the fact that I am not wearing any clothes and i'm only covered by a thin bodypainting of a detailed railway map of North Korea. During full-moons, however, they probably notice that fact that I am a goombah. Yes. I'm a were-goombah.

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  • The Are you a Tool fan Test

    The Are you a Tool fan Test


    Hi! And welcome to my Are you a Tool fan Test. I wont be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature, but I will help you see how...

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    The i frickin' rawk!! Test


    *kicks open door- slides in on knees playing air guitar impersonating slash- smacks into wall! you know youre cool... and other people wish they could...

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    The Music Knowledge Test


    Of course this test is a little focussed towards my knowledge and taste in music, but still... give it a try, and see how well you score.

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    The Pop Culture Test

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    Think you belong on some VH1 show talking about Bennifer? Think you belong in Spin with an article next to Chuck Klosterman? Think you're just a gener...

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    The How Metal Are You Test


    Think you're a metalhead, huh? Well, we'll see about that. There's an abundance of people who claim to be metalheads, but only a minority actually are...

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