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* compassion* empathy * buy used * adopt kittens * repair-don't-replace * love kittens * population reduction * respect and all that ... :DAlso I'm OBSESSED with kittens. They are just the best thing ever. Sex, you hold nothing to kittens.

You like kittens. ... Kittens, more kittens, some kittens, videogames, my car, and kittens.

do better in the futureWays to stay healthyKittens (particularly, but not exclusively, stripey orange kittens)The people I love ... I think kittens are cuter than babies. I shouldn't have evolved that way, but if babies want to be cuter than kittens, they should work on getting whiskers.

I drive around in my truck from franchise to franchise, putting puppies and kittens to sleep. ... Shooting puppies and kittens.

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The Fluffy Kittens in Space Test

The Fluffy Kittens in Space Test

by Lucifersnoodle

Hi! Welcome to the Fluffy Kittens in Space test. Within you will have your knowledge of nearly everything tested to their very limits and beyond. Fail... ...

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The do you really love kittens Test

by ms__meow

Most people don't love kittens quite enough. You're probably one of them. ...

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The Kittens in a Woodchipper Test

by tpederson

+ Hi! And welcome to my Kittens in a Woodchipper Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. That is, ... ...

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Do you like kittens?

by dazed871

Do you like kittens? Take this test to find out! ...

The Sick Kittens For Taylorrr Test

The Sick Kittens For Taylorrr Test

by Taylorrr

You sick, dirty psycho slut. No wonder all your ex-boyfriends are scared of you. That's the way it goes though. Veer off the beaten track in bed, ... ...

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My Cat Is Such A Good Mommy

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deformed kittens. My best guess is its a natural instinct to eliminate the kitten that will eventually die so there is less competition for the healthy kittens for milk. I've never had a mama cat to eat her kittens, or to my knowledge kill them. But I have had mother cats remove sickly kittens from

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Seriously, I Can't Cook

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presents that available kittens (kitten meat is more tender than an adult cat's, apparently) in a basket. The kittens are still alive at this point. Then the guests choose a kitten which they want to eat. The kittens are taken to ... this things prompt the kittens to produce hormones which

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I ALMOST GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MY NEIGHBOR THIS AFTERNOON.

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( ALL PISSY NOW ) I HAVE A LITER OF KITTENS OVER HERE. COME OVER AND GET THEM!Bobby : Those aren't my cats. Those are strays that I feed. If you want me to remove the kittens I can do that. ... FMLTL;RD MY ROOMATES GIRLFRIEND IS TAKING THE LITTLE KITTENS. 2 LITTLE KITTENS.

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7 girls have 7 bags with 7 cats per bag and each cat has 7 kittens. How many legs are there?

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" 7 bags total "7 cats per bag" 7(cats) x 7(bags) = 49 cats "each cat has 7 kittens" This is the tricky part that got me at first. 49(cats) x 7(kittens) = 343(kittens) "how many legs"? ... 7(girls) x 2(legs) + 49(cats) x 4(legs) + 343(kittens) x 4(legs) = 7x2 + 49x4 + 343x4 = 14 + 196 + 1,372 =

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OKCupid staff has seen your fail

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And kittens. Because everyone that hates god also hates kittens. They hate them so much that they kill kittens with masterbation then sacrafice the kittens corpses to non-theistic science deities that have spaghetti and meatballs.

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A letter from a real doctor/nurse

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yay kittens I had found an empty cardboard box at work. So I wrote "Free Kittens" on it. At first it made me smile. Just the thought that there was kittens by the box. But slowly I realized there never were any kittens.

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Question for vegetarians...

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any objection to doing the same to a bag full of kittens? Why or why not?Should there be laws against this behavior? Should there be in the case of potatoes?Are kittens property in the same way that potatoes are, or are there ethical and moral obligations to kittens that don't extend to potatoes?

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