OkCupid.com: search for "Martha Stewart"

leedom816

23 / F / Straight

Ypsilanti, Michigan

I like my major but I am going to be the next Martha Stewart. Just think Martha Stewart but bigger and better.

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Why HoneyBakedHam want to "bang" Martha Stewart

by Honeybakedham

always had a crush on Martha Stewart (or as her prison bitches called her, Big Marty) because even though she came across as something of a shrill bitch, she could do anything with a pine cone. I'm willing to bet that behind closed doors, a leather clad Martha Stewart makes dildos and butt plugs

Martha Stewart

by erdos0

Martha Stewart made a $5 million donation to the hospital where I teach and I have been invited to the ribbon cutting ceremony for the building that has been renovated using this money.

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by EGJV

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To my evil Martha Stewart

by DominateUnow

Today you provided me with the best of all gifts; Laughter. I am disappointed that you could not join me in celebrating this event. When you are over being mad at me I will still want to talk with you. p.s. you super identity is safe with me. (wink)

I wish your body was not so warm to me

Comment by nawcom

She looks at Martha Stewart in fear, as her skin turns alabaster in color. With Martha unable to secure the situation, let alone think logically, she freaks out and swings her right hand in an upward motion, not knowing that it had a large steak knife in it, and that it was in the precise position

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anyways, i could compare hitler to the likes of martha stewart, donald trump, rosie o donnel, neil patrick harris, amy whinhouse, the whining bitch on youtube.

Cool Movie Quotes

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" Narrator - "Martha Stewart." Tyler Durden - "Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic.

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Comment by ThorbyBaslim

- did you see the martha stewart south parrk? could you please educated? it would be highly appreciated!Sorry Aries - I did not see your completely fucked!" only something an XNFP would know by default.Shit the saddest thing in life is having your 13 year old son show you martha stewart in action.