Profiles

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    Martian

    33 / M / Straight / Bolton, United Kingdom Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I speak fluent Martian telepathically although having trouble with phonics since earth year 1945 we decided to ... I am in my early martian years, in earth calender I am in my 90s, right before reaching my 1st martian hibernation which is taking place on the 13th of September, on our base, located in

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    Neobyte1975

    40 / M / Straight / Oak Lawn, Illinois Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    This Martian emoji 👽. ... the other Martian emojis ARE green. Take, for example, this bowl of Martian soup 🍵 See? Green. Or this Martian math cylinder 🔋 Again. Green. 🎍 Martian middle finger, 💚 Martian Barry White, ♻️ Martian ménage a tois, even this embarrassed Martian Jewish guy

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    wjmy

    48 / M / Straight / Livermore, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    books: The Martian , Harry Potter , Dune , The Bartimaeus trilogy , His Dark Materials trilogy , Neverwhere ,...movies: anything by Miyazaki , The Martian , The Joy Luck club , 2001 a space odyssey , Don Juan di Marco , Star Wars , Harry Potter , Disney's Up , Avatar ,.

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    MajentaStar

    46 / M / Straight / North Andover, Massachusetts Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    1) SUNSHINE [ESPECIALLY CIRCA 60-80 DEGREES/DRY/BRIGHT SUNSHINY DAYS & BEING OUTSIDE IN THE BRIGHT SUNSHINE] 2) THE WHOLE NATURE/GARDENS/FARMY/GREENHOUSE/OUTDOORS/GREEN/PLANTS/FLOWERS/HERBS/VEGETABLES/SEEDS/GROWING THING 3) THE WHOLE SEACOAST/SEASHORE/BEACHES/LOWTIDES/LONG...

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Tests

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    The which Martian War machine are you? Test

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    Hi! And welcome to my which Martian War machine are you? Test. Learn how you would go about crushing those puny humans!

  • The are you a martian? Test

    The are you a martian? Test

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    Greetings weak and pathetic earth beings. Your civilization is pathetic and weak. As is your weak and pathetic fragile skin. My name is OGARK, (yes fr...

  • The Martian Personality Test

    The Martian Personality Test

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    In a nearby parallel universe, Earth is just a flooded mudball where human beings never came to exist. There are no phones, no lights, no motorcars --...

  • The Comics Genius Test

    The Comics Genius Test

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    Are you king of the nerds? Think you know your way around nerd-pamphlets? Well, it’s time to find out how well. At no point will you be asked, “Who wo...

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    The the GOOOOD test Test

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    hi boys and girls. This is not just some shitty test, this test represents millions and millions of tests just in one! (and twice that number if yo...

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