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    Martian

    31 / M / Straight / Bolton, United Kingdom Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I speak fluent Martian telepathically although having trouble with phonics since earth year 1945 we decided to ... I am in my early martian years, in earth calender I am in my 90s, right before reaching my 1st martian hibernation which is taking place on the 13th of September, on our base, located in

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    datavore

    37 / M / Straight / Seattle, Washington Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Just look for " Tithonium "Martian says, "someone write a self-summary for me."Erin says, "marty is a grumpy dictator-in-exile "Erin says, "he likes wimminz , booze , and mass destruction "Amy says to Martian,

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    MajentaStar

    44 / M / Straight / North Andover, Massachusetts Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    MOSTLY---YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE (IN ANY SIGNIFICANT WAY) SIMILAR TO AND/OR MAJORLY APPRECIATIVE *OF* ANY / MANY / MOST OF THE THINGS WHICH I HAVE STATED ABOVE! If you have a way-out there sense of humor....are creatively insane....love to laugh....are passionate about life & your...

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    AstucieuxZephyr

    37 / M / Straight / Paris, France Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Si c'était trois fois rien entre nous, évidemment ,... ça ne fait pas beaucoup, [mais] ce sont ces petits riens que j'ai mis bout à bout.. Ces petits riens qui me venaient de vous !! (Stacey Kent, Ces petits riens : A very good song with a so beautiful voice !!)

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Tests

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    The which Martian War machine are you? Test

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    Hi! And welcome to my which Martian War machine are you? Test. Learn how you would go about crushing those puny humans!

  • The are you a martian? Test

    The are you a martian? Test

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    Greetings weak and pathetic earth beings. Your civilization is pathetic and weak. As is your weak and pathetic fragile skin. My name is OGARK, (yes fr...

  • The Martian Personality Test

    The Martian Personality Test

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    In a nearby parallel universe, Earth is just a flooded mudball where human beings never came to exist. There are no phones, no lights, no motorcars --...

  • The Comics Genius Test

    The Comics Genius Test

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    Are you king of the nerds? Think you know your way around nerd-pamphlets? Well, it’s time to find out how well. At no point will you be asked, “Who wo...

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    The the GOOOOD test Test

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    hi boys and girls. This is not just some shitty test, this test represents millions and millions of tests just in one! (and twice that number if yo...

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