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    Writing another song that's either excessively juvenile and/or booze fueled secret spilling. I started the Sandwiches largely to bring the yuks and troll the rest of the punk community, so guess which ones usually progress? "Meter Maid From the MTA" > "Sirens Like Lullabies"

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