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    You think "She's Expensive" in the s/t album by The Virgins applies to you. You get the cosmic joke, and the fact that this profile is part of that whole sphere of jokes. You can juggle, or ride a unicycle.

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    if they're observant, my eyes, if they're not my hairline, if they're a jackass my chronic limp, if they're blind the fact that for no apparent reason i tend to slip into an excellent bad british accent at random moments, and if they're really observant and aren't looking at my ass they'll notice...

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    (a) BOOKS: Well, here's a long list of stuff I've really liked in the past. Right now, Martin Amis's Money is the best fiction I'd read in a while, and I'd be hard pressed to name a better piece of writing, period, than Frank Sinatra Has a Cold - whether you care about Frank Sinatra, or "The...

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    I guess I should do a list like everyone else here. That way it's easier for you to decide how incredibly great I am. Books: Applied Cryptography Foucault's Pendulum World War Z On A Pale Horse Help! A Bear Is Eating Me! Ender's Game

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    The Upstate New York Geography Test

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    Hi! And welcome to my Upstate New York Geography Test. I'll be using the mysteries of the dedicated OKCupid machines to waste your time and maybe see ...

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    The Real Archery Test


    Some are archers and some aren't. I will now determine if you are truly an archer, a wanna be or completely clueless in the archery world