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    bronze-treefrog

    51 / M / Straight / Lynnwood, Washington Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    It is probably the most profoundly sad aspect of my entire existence that no human being has bothered to ask me about my relationship status in over 10 fucking years .

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    Cain_prophet

    39 / M / Straight / Madison, Wisconsin Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Cicadas...I know, I know, I should be writing something like: "Ooh meow meow wouldn't you like to know flirtflirt winkwink ;)", I just can't do it. Im really good at not being able to sit still most of the time. This does not mean I'm doing something fabulous. I'm just antsy. Unless I have a good...

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    King_of_Selfies

    96 / M / Straight / Antioch, Illinois Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    The Notebook. OMG TWILIGHT. I actually did like the Notebook though. And to this day, I don't believe my sisters when they tell me that Ghost was a chick flick. It's not, is it? A common line on your profiles "Currently I'm reading 50 Shades of Grey." F#cking losers.

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    Mkatt21

    31 / M / Straight / Vining, Minnesota Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Disclaimer: This is more like a rant journal than an actual profile. I'm not douchey enough to blog so this is my outlet. Don't like it? Fuck you and shut that fucking baby up. Really...if you take this seriously you need to stop, back up, regroup, and check your head because it's 99.9%...

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    RetroReborn

    50 / M / Straight / Tappan, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    My self-summary I won't bore you with phony catch phrases or wordiness, and I'll get right down to it so I won't be wasting your time. I'm boldly unique. The Most Interesting Man On OkCupid, or at least a runner up. This profile will offer you a little bit of...

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