that pirate
costumes are easy to come by and it should be easy enough for you
to customize a generic pirate halloween costume to fit the style of
Jack, Elisabeth or Will! So here is how you should go about to
create your perfect Pirates of the Caribbean Halloween Costume: get
the typical pirate
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love [pirate jokes]
... any
self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of
one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just
had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the
pirate, "How did you lose your leg?"The pirate responded,
is a pirate name generator. If I use my middle name it is
Pirate Doug the Bitter. Without it's Decayin' Baird Hornigold. I
think both are awesome and I plan to use them when I go cavorting
(i.e. drinking)10 pirate laws to live byA pirate does not ... event the pirate is missing a hand.Pirates
shall
I be Simon, mighty pirate. I be seekin' a fair maiden who
be an accomplished swooner and has a good eye for treasure. There
comes a time in every pirates life when narry all ... Pirate Peepers, Pirate ship, pirate hat, pirate crew, pirate
plunderin', pirate treasure.
suicide,
vomiting, stuffy nose, gay sex, non gay sex, S&M, Donkey Punch,
internal bleeding, turning emo, singing david hasselhoff songs,
pink eye, making sweet sweet love with a pirate-ninja, nudity,
drinking, camle toe, talking like a monkey, poor grammer, and
actually being Andrew's friend.
by likesquizzes
Arr-har-har! So ye think ye be knowen' pirates then? May'aps even consider yerself t'be an expert on th' subject er a pirate yerself? Well, this 'ere ... ...
by bluemanrockss
This is the Ninja/Pirate/Ninja-Pirate Test... You can find out whether you are a Patient and Calm Ninja, or a Ruthless and Drunkard Pirate. There are... ...
by mehit_kerh
So you think you're ready to come aboard and set sail to parts unknown, bathing in the blood of your enemies and swimming in the spoils you take. But... ...
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by
We know you're out there... those men and women like Edward Teach and Mary Read who have the strength, will, and utter ruthlessness needed to be real... ...
by Darktweets
A pirate shall never wrap presents. The only
thing a pirate gives is a bludgerin'. Pirate Law: A pirate does not
use the word "Fabulous". Ever. No pirate shall attend a movie with
less than an Arrrr rating. Only a pirate is capable of killing
another pirate. If you are not a pirate ... a
pirate. Pirate
by ThomWill
A
pirate shall never wrap presents. The only thing a pirate gives is
a bludgerin’.Pirate Law: A pirate does not use the word “Fabulous”.
Ever.No pirate shall attend a movie with less than an Arrrr
rating.Only a pirate is capable of killing another pirate. If you
are not a pirate (let’s say a
by BoleroMaster
A pirate shall never wrap presents. The
only thing a pirate gives is a bludgerin'. 19. Pirate Law: A pirate
does not use the word "Fabulous". Ever. 20. No pirate shall attend
a movie with less than an Arrrr rating. 21. Only a pirate is
capable of killing another pirate. If you are not a pirate
by AfterShock84
Pretend pirates. But
Talk Like a Pretend Pirate Like Long John Silver was just too long
to catch on. So when we urge you to TALK like a pirate, we don't
mean you should ACT like a pirate. The Pirate Guys are solidly
against pillaging, plundering and slaughtering like pirates. Q.
Wait a sec! Pirate
Comment by speciously
pirates would be forced to go inland and become
bandits. So even if pirates do manage to triumph over zombies, they
will be forced to become bandits instead of pirates. So, in the
end, the pirate is of no consequence in the pirate v ninja v zombie
debate, because even if a pirate wins, the pirate
Comment by gypsyg
appreciative of my pirate shirt, eye ... ran to get proper pirate wear from their rooms- cutlasses,
pistols, pirate shirts and really good hats! Then their Dad brought
Cokes and a lovely chocolate mousse cake which we ate while
watching a pirate movie, to be continued in full pirate gear next
week
Comment by El_Angsto
For the Pirate Lovers: Pirate Fair up in Ojai this coming weekend.
and Studio City Tattoo (aka Ye Old Tattoo Shoope) is having a Talk
Like a Pirate Day party with discounted pirate tattoos on the 19th!
Comment by
A pirate was talking to a ... any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg
leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye.
The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad
shape. He asked the pirate, "How did you lose your leg?" The pirate
responded,
Comment by
pirate joey posts 40 minutes ago on a carlin owns thread i
would have sex with carlin right now if he would let me.Posted
35 minutes ago by pirate joey on 241 - 260 post on the »
The poster above you has confessed their undying love for you. What
do you do?pirate joey ... by pirate
Comment by settleforthis
So an old pirate was getting ... being a
pirate?Pirate: YarrrReporter: So how did you get the peg
leg?Pirate: Bitten off by a shark!Reporter: Interesting, so how
about the hook for a hand?Pirate: Lopped off in a sword
fight!Reporter: I see, and how did you lose your eye?Pirate:
Seagull pooped
Comment by
see pirate ... pirate joey posts 40 minutes ago on a carlin
owns thread i would have sex with carlin right now if he would
let me.Posted 35 minutes ago by pirate joey on 241 - 260 post
on the » The poster above you has confessed their undying love
for you. What do you do?pirate
Comment by DeepBeats
A pirate Walked into a bar and the bartender said,'Hey, I haven't
seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.''What do you
mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'The Bartender said, 'What
about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'Pirate, 'Well,
we were ... 'Pirate, 'We were in