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that pirate costumes are easy to come by and it should be easy enough for you to customize a generic pirate halloween costume to fit the style of Jack, Elisabeth or Will! So here is how you should go about to create your perfect Pirates of the Caribbean Halloween Costume: get the typical pirate

vI also love [pirate jokes] ... any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate, "How did you lose your leg?"The pirate responded,

is a pirate name generator. If I use my middle name it is Pirate Doug the Bitter. Without it's Decayin' Baird Hornigold. I think both are awesome and I plan to use them when I go cavorting (i.e. drinking)10 pirate laws to live byA pirate does not ... event the pirate is missing a hand.Pirates shall

I be Simon, mighty pirate. I be seekin' a fair maiden who be an accomplished swooner and has a good eye for treasure. There comes a time in every pirates life when narry all ... Pirate Peepers, Pirate ship, pirate hat, pirate crew, pirate plunderin', pirate treasure.

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The Pirate History Test

The Pirate History Test

by likesquizzes

Arr-har-har! So ye think ye be knowen' pirates then? May'aps even consider yerself t'be an expert on th' subject er a pirate yerself? Well, this 'ere ... ...

The Ninja, Pirate, Ninja-Pirate Test

The Ninja, Pirate, Ninja-Pirate Test

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This is the Ninja/Pirate/Ninja-Pirate Test... You can find out whether you are a Patient and Calm Ninja, or a Ruthless and Drunkard Pirate. There are... ...

The Find Your Pirate Personality Test

The Find Your Pirate Personality Test

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So you think you're ready to come aboard and set sail to parts unknown, bathing in the blood of your enemies and swimming in the spoils you take. But... ...

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The REAL Pirate Test

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We know you're out there... those men and women like Edward Teach and Mary Read who have the strength, will, and utter ruthlessness needed to be real... ...

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Pirates, Ninjas, or Zombies?

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pirates would be forced to go inland and become bandits. So even if pirates do manage to triumph over zombies, they will be forced to become bandits instead of pirates. So, in the end, the pirate is of no consequence in the pirate v ninja v zombie debate, because even if a pirate wins, the pirate

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Today is my birthday!!!!! :-)

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appreciative of my pirate shirt, eye ... ran to get proper pirate wear from their rooms- cutlasses, pistols, pirate shirts and really good hats! Then their Dad brought Cokes and a lovely chocolate mousse cake which we ate while watching a pirate movie, to be continued in full pirate gear next week

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Things I like and don't like. How about you?

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For the Pirate Lovers: Pirate Fair up in Ojai this coming weekend. and Studio City Tattoo (aka Ye Old Tattoo Shoope) is having a Talk Like a Pirate Day party with discounted pirate tattoos on the 19th!

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had a bad day!

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A pirate was talking to a ... any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate, "How did you lose your leg?" The pirate responded,

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pirate joey posts 40 minutes ago on a carlin owns thread i would have sex with carlin right now if he would let me.Posted 35 minutes ago by pirate joey on 241 - 260 post on the » The poster above you has confessed their undying love for you. What do you do?pirate joey ... by pirate

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Happy International Talk-Like-A-Pirate Mateys!

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So an old pirate was getting ... being a pirate?Pirate: YarrrReporter: So how did you get the peg leg?Pirate: Bitten off by a shark!Reporter: Interesting, so how about the hook for a hand?Pirate: Lopped off in a sword fight!Reporter: I see, and how did you lose your eye?Pirate: Seagull pooped

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see pirate ...  pirate joey posts 40 minutes ago on a carlin owns thread i would have sex with carlin right now if he would let me.Posted 35 minutes ago by pirate joey on 241 - 260 post on the » The poster above you has confessed their undying love for you. What do you do?pirate

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Post A Joke....

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A pirate Walked into a bar and the bartender said,'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.''What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'The Bartender said, 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'Pirate, 'Well, we were ... 'Pirate, 'We were in

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