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    30 / M / Straight / Alameda, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Feeling excited by the prospect of meeting nice and happy women here who exist outside the reach of my widest social circles.

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    44 / M / Straight / Centreville, Virginia Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I mean the suckers who paid big bucks to have affairs with women who NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE. ... You know what you want out of life and aren't terrified by the prospect of getting it from a man who is very much young at heart.

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    I feel my strong suits are my sense of self and creativity. I love to write poetry/songs and do it often. I don't believe in judging them because they meant something at the time they were created. I'm also a really good judge in character. You can learn a lot from someone by the way they laugh,...

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    Made especially for RT's Zombie thread. If you've been directed here by the thread regulars, take a moment to see whether or not you should just ki...

  • The Do U Secretly Love Your Friend Test

    The Do U Secretly Love Your Friend Test


    Firstly, let me apologise for using the letter "U" in place of the word "you"; I assure you I wouldn't have lowered myself to such grammatical slaught...

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    The Sexual Scenarios Test


    This is the sexual scenarios test. Since I know that ALOT of people masturbate while on OKCupid I decided to write this test for those of you who like...

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    The Weirdism Similarity Test


    This used to be a compatibility test, but I came to the conclusion that finding people just like me was a scary prospect. That said, I have decided...

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    The Are You Too Pussy For Me Test


    I'm so fucking sick and tired of needy ass, whiney ass, bitch ass, pussy men. So, here's a test to see hwo you rank on the pussy test. Put your ego ...

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