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    BignMellow

    45 / M / Straight / Ypsilanti, Michigan Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    time, I'm a home owner, and a multiple pet owner. ... FAQ Time!Q: Why don't you have a photo here?A: Sometimes I'll put up a discreet photo so people can see I'm not some creature from the unknown. Just your average, everyday guy.Q: That didn't answer the question, why no photo or just a discreet one?

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    rustyshacklef0rd

    29 / M / Straight / Dallas, Texas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I cough whenever I use a Q-Tip. Don't know what bundle of nerves connect my ear to my esophagus, but for some reason, when I use a Q-Tip in my ear, I always do a quick cough.

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    ALookInTheEye

    34 / M / Straight / Portland, Oregon Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Capturing the breath of life in a line, the spirit of a person, in a moment between them and the tip of my pencil, I consider this the one of the finer qualities of my artistic skill.

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Tests

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    The are you as kinky as can be Test

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    Couldn't be simpler - are you a deviant, a wanna be, a w**ker (Americans ask someone English to explain this), a Virgin or a Prude? This is not for...

  • The Which COUSIN Should You Date? Test

    The Which COUSIN Should You Date? Test

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    Is it too expensive for you to take us all out? Worry not, this test will match you up with the best suited female cousin(s)from my family for you, an...

  • The Hygiene Test

    The Hygiene Test

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    Either you've come here looking for an explaination for that horrible smell, or you just want to flaunt your shiny buffed, polished, and waxed body. ...

  • The Do you know your hip hop? Test

    The Do you know your hip hop? Test

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    Welcome to extensive "Do you know your Hip Hop" Test. The goal of this test is to determine if you're sexually attracted to kittens. Kidding. I'll be ...

  • The (long) Simpsons Quotes Test

    The (long) Simpsons Quotes Test

    by suicidal_beauty

    "The few, the proud, the geeky!" Welcome to my Simpsons test! I tried to make it a little different from the many other Simpsons tests floating ar...

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