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    ericacga

    34 / M / Straight / Detroit, Michigan Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Rhino Records, there might not be a 'Collectors� Choice Music'. Rhino ... Rhino Records had not a certain Larry �Wild Man� Fischer stumbled through the doors of the Rhino Record Store in Westwood and become fond of owners Harold Bronson and Richard Foos; so fond, in fact, that he wrote 'Go to Rhino

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    KoCJDN

    30 / M / Straight / Holley, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Ok, this one time, I saw a rhino, and I was all "hey rhino, suck my dick", and the rhino was like "fuck you dude". Then I kept taunting the rhino by telling him that his hippo girlfriend was boning an elephant. The rhino then said "shut up, or I'll charge your ass".

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    bag-o-fra

    34 / M / Straight / Calgary, Alberta, Canada Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I go through 3 bottles of hair gel a week (all diff flavours duh) and can run a 1/4 mile faster than anyone you know (trust me), the strength of my headbutt maneuver could knock out an adult male albino rhino (yes I have seen one before but showed mercy).

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