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    kungfuthulu

    31 / M / Straight / Anaheim, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    "These new pants are giving me a rash between my legs..."Lie. No, your inability to keep your legs closed for five minutes is giving you a rash between your legs.

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    sanaloha67

    47 / F / Straight / Valley Stream, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    You cannot die from herpes, it's actually just a skin rash - just like psoriasis, hives, or acne.Let’s not forget HPV. One strand causes warts—just another skin rash.

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    DallisB

    33 / M / Straight / Newport, Kentucky Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    There is a big bald spot on the right side of my head that is filled with a large pink rash .

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    TheBananaBeard

    27 / M / Straight / Miami, Florida Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I've been preoccupied with these six, sick senses That sense DNA on barbed wire fences Maybe someday I'll find me a suspect That has no alibi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I want a woman who can grow to...

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Tests

  • The Do you have the poison oak Test

    The Do you have the poison oak Test

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    Hi! And welcome to my Do you have poison oak Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine if your rash is the poison oak rash. Around...

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    The How motherly are you Test

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    DO you think you have what it take to be a ok, good, excellent, or Mom of the year? take this simple test and find out!

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    The Should you be a Doctor Test

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    Hi! And welcome to my Should you be a Doctor Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. This will tell you how we...

  • The Non-Sequitur Personality Test

    The Non-Sequitur Personality Test

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    WARNING: This test contains laundry hampers, giant balloons, women with chest hair, group sex, gravel rash, raspberries, supermodels, police sirens and Shannen Doherty. Enter at your own risk.

  • The Join my military Test

    The Join my military Test

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    Welcome to the Armed Services Aptitude Test for the country of... well I dunno yet but, someday I'll take over a country probably just Antartica. This...

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