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rooster, too lazy to crow for dayA little red rooster ... rooster is on the prowlIf you see my little red rooster, please drag him home If you see my little red rooster, please drag him home There ain't no peace in the barnyard, since the little red rooster been goneAn if you see a lil Red Rooster

Rooster is ... this rooster struts around with peacock feathers and they never ever ruffle. So much arrogance can make it hard to get along with others, especially when the Rooster is also intolerant of those who are less talented and a bit slower than normal. On the other hand, the Metal Rooster is

My rooster may not like it if I did. ... If you don't think having a pet rooster is strange.

According to the Chinese horoscope I was born in the year of the rooster .

my twin sister came home with a box full of glass the other day and i definitely smashed a rooster by accident.

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The Are These Jokes Funny? Test

by blitz1933

Now that we're all here, it's time you found out what for. I'm going to subject you to a group of jokes and funny (or not funny) statements, it's you... ...

The Fruits Basket Test

The Fruits Basket Test

by lapixystix1

Fruits Basket is the best anime ever. Okay, maybe not the best, but certainly worthy of a test. So how well do you know the Sohma clan? ...

The Rate my Cock Test

The Rate my Cock Test

by justinmm2

Are you ready for hard cocks? Big ones, little ones, red ones, black ones, you name it, they're all here. Come one, come all! ...

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The Totally Nonsense Test

by fhbgdh

This is an insane test if created for no apparent reason.... or maybe I'm just bored. I dunno. Anyway, brace yourself for the ultimate InsANeNESs!! ...

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Chinse Zodiac chakra test!

by raymangold

This is based on my judgement and is not nessercarliy factual or not! so how well do you know what I've discovred based on my judgements! ...

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It's been a bad bad day.

Comment by toastedoranges

This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster.

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Tell a joke

Comment by squidyak

a ride over to the rooster store. Now I'm guessin ya'll are quirkin an eyebrow at the thought of a rooster store, but trust me they're out there. So farmer MacDonald is moseyin down the aisle of the rooster store when he sees a rooster cage made of solid ... the clerk at the rooster store went by the

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Christians have better sex lives

Comment by punkclimber

He was touring a farm and the owner showed him a rooster. The farmer says to Coolidge "This here is my stud rooster, he will copulate up to 50 times a day." Coolidge lookes at the rooster and asks "With the same hen?

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WHATS YOUR ASTRO SIGN? AND DO U MATCH UP WITH IT?

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Cancer/Rooster (Metal)From my NA profile on FB:Good-hearted yet unforgiving. When betrayed or wronged, Cancer born Roosters seek revenge. ... But there is also a great chunk of Rooster abrasiveness.

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A Bedtime Story for Christofeles

Comment by riverclear2day

THE MUSICIANS OF BREMERHAVENA donkey, a dog, a cat, and a rooster, all past their prime years in life and usefulness on their respective farms, were ... her claws, the donkey mounts him and raeps him, the dog bites him on the leg, and the rooster crows and chases him out the door, naked and screaming.

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Which came first?

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 The rooster option is just for Alice In Chains fans. Can't stop the rooster

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