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    birdsofbrooklyn

    48 / M / Bisexual / Brooklyn, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    at this moment ? Taking out the garbitch. < insert a list of goals achievements here, remember, this is an ad! Rem to say how I am trying to make the world a better place for idiots like me in which to happily reside> OKkeepit: How often do you use profane language?...

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    zophycakes

    30 / M / Straight / Omaha, Nebraska Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    the seventh son to a seventh son. At the age of seventeen, rather than be betrothed to the princess of Carpathia as was ordained, I abdicated the throne for a life of piracy on the high seas. Between outrunning responsibility and slaying Her Majesty’s sea dogs in toe-to-toe combat, I fill the void

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    OnlySolution

    47 / M / Straight / Seaside, Oregon Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I do not play sports. I do not watch sports on TV. I do not listen to sports on the radio. Sports are gay. No football No baseball No basketball No hockey No tennis No golf No fishing Maybe smackdown wrestling... That is gay to but it's so...

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    DownerDivision

    21 / M / Straight / Freedom, Pennsylvania Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Started from the bottom now I'm somehow even lower. First off, if I don't message you it's not because I'm not interested, it's usually because I'm a socially awkward person who doesn't know how to introduce himself without looking stupid. If you like vinyl or Joy...

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