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    the seventh son to a seventh son. At the age of seventeen, rather than be betrothed to the princess of Carpathia as was ordained, I abdicated the throne for a life of piracy on the high seas. Between outrunning responsibility and slaying Her Majesty’s sea dogs in toe-to-toe combat, I fill the void

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    I'm retarded but I'm in the closet. Everyone thinks I'm smart because I tricked them into believing that. So will I ever come out of the retarded closet? Probably not because I'm only slightly retarded, which is different then being technically retarded.

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    Synechdoche NY, Trash Humpers, Gummo, Julien Donkey Boy, Permanent Vacation, Stranger than Paradise, Slacker, It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books, Ghost World, Greenberg, Margot at the Wedding, The Squid and the Whale, Kicking and Screaming, Metropolitan, Stroszek, Even Dwarves...

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    Ultimately, I want to make the next Enter the Void.

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