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    at this moment ? Taking out the garbitch. < insert a list of goals achievements here, remember, this is an ad! Rem to say how I am trying to make the world a better place for idiots like me in which to happily reside> OKkeepit: How often do you use profane language?...

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    I came from the distant past to bestow on okcupid cholera and cantos. I am the ancient bard who will break through your window and force feed you cheerios whilst reciting the Canterbury tales in falsetto. Lost in notes. Baptismal moat. Erode. Took saffron by quirks land prepare. Crickets....

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    - screaming into the void.- gently whispering into the void.- tenderly caressing the void. ... But NOT Air Bud, or Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (terrible, terrible movie).

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    the seventh son to a seventh son. At the age of seventeen, rather than be betrothed to the princess of Carpathia as was ordained, I abdicated the throne for a life of piracy on the high seas. Between outrunning responsibility and slaying Her Majesty’s sea dogs in toe-to-toe combat, I fill the void

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