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    of conform ... than just ... ise dressed up as Yoda (complete with a small robe, walking stick, and green-tinted fur makeup). Or to attempting a piss-poor Yoda impersonation while simultaneously performing piss-poor ventriloquism.On a more serious note, I'm dedicating this profile to thinking wome