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    26 / F / Bisexual / Beverly Hills, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Rex: Ian, your 18 and you've never had A girlfriend. That's how people wind up getting gay, you know?Ian: I don't think that's really how it happens.Rex: Tell me how it happens expert, ya cock expert, ya cockspert. Hey, what do you like better the shaft or the balls?Ian: That's gross.Rex: You like

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    Sometimes I walk my dog (pontificus rex) on the beach, but Id really like a woman to walk on the beach. With pontificus rex of course. ... So i can walk pontificus rex lolz.

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    They've already tried to clone dinosaurs, like, at least twice that I specifically know of, I mean that, like, I saw. Personally. And those are just the ones I know about, so there's probably more. And both the ones I know about were fucking disasters, from a, like, scientific point of view.

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    36 / F / Straight / Fort Collins, Colorado Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    stomping indiscriminately and think that being disemboweled by a Utahraptor is way scarier than being stomped by a T-Rex . ... You are a T-Rex. You are NOT a T-Rex. You think you MIGHT BE A T-REX and want to know what to do about it.

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    26 / F / Straight / Palmer, Massachusetts Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I have an apartment in Palmer, which I share with my kitten Rex. ... Rex. Though Rex really isn't a thing. Perhaps the more appropriate completion to this sentence would be "how I walk Rex on his little leash every morning.

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