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    tx_bi_male_2001

    32 / M / Straight / Houston, Texas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Wow. Did you really make it all the way down here and at least read most of that shit above? Nice. Mazel Tov to you my friend. Let's see. What am I looking for in a fellow human ? Be a good person. I think that should be enough. Don't be an asshole/cunt. Be respectful even if you don't...

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    brett808

    29 / M / Straight / Richmond, Virginia Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtlesi like turtles too

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    lxpear

    27 / M / Straight / Pittsburg, Kansas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    turtles because they're much meaner than male turtles and when you get a couple female turtles ... turtles on a jog. And I know you probably think turtles can't run because you've been fed nothing but lies by the liberal media. They like to write that turtles are slow in parables and what not. Turtles

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    evilsnailman

    21 / M / Straight / Toronto, Ontario, Canada Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I love turtles, but there are no turtles in my country. ... However, I must let you know that my turtles will always come first. If I had to sacrifice either you, future turtle-companion, or one of my turtles, the choice would be easy. You would die. For my turtles.

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