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    29 / F / Straight / Bantam, Connecticut Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    (I have worked with Mike Doughty, Lizzy Borden, Jesse Malin, Lucero, Drag the River, Two Cow Garage, Retribution Gospel Choir, Glossary, Southern Bitch, Cory Branan, Joey Cape, Chad Rex, Old School Freight Train, Rolla, Jamie McLean, Where's Alaska, and more local bands than you can shake a stick

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    33 / M / Straight / Salt Lake City, Utah Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Today I would like to talk to you about the cow. The cow had four sides. Top, left, right, and bottom. I do not know much about the cow, so I will now go on to talk about the Mau5. ... My JeepMy Android PhoneMy garage and all the tools in it.

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    40 / M / Straight / Nome, Alaska Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    * Being cool-headed (rather than just Cool), logical, rational, and thoughtful. Strategic and calculating. I plan everything. Not being "spontaneous" is another strike against me since most women on here want that. Well, I intend to Outlive the spontaneous dickheads.

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    34 / M / Straight / Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking. ... and building my garage... and ruefully regretting that i decided to build my garage.... and fantasizing if i won the lotto how i'd burn down said garage.

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