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    35 / M / Straight / Boston, Massachusetts Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Haldol: 10 Mg Lamictal: 300 Mg Simvastatin: 10 mg Plus I took a half a trazedone. Can’t sleep. Not sure if my phone already reverted back an hour for daylight savings. I don’t know what time it is, “Really.” In the nightlight a folded sweat towel looks like a pac man...

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    27 / M / Straight / New York, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    -My weaknesses -Butterfingering grudges -Sarcasm -Making light of whatever / seeing the good in you -Eating your pizza -Throwing hammers (frisbee) -Being a Pop to my pup (Sachi). She is like a kid to me, minus the...

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    21 / F / Straight / New York, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I don't know. I don't really have any secrets. I'm thinking about getting a boob job. (Please don't message me just to tell me not to get one because "guys don't like fake girls." Please. Please, please, please. I get that message like 5 times a day)

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    The Sexual Scenarios Test


    This is the sexual scenarios test. Since I know that ALOT of people masturbate while on OKCupid I decided to write this test for those of you who like...

  • The Evil Overlord Test

    The Evil Overlord Test


    Most Evil Overlords are half-breed wannabes, and some are just downright incompetent clowns.  However, sometimes, a truly superior, evil, hyper-intelligent Evil Overlord comes along, and subjugat...

  • The How Lost Am I Test

    The How Lost Am I Test


    Well this is my first test, that will determine how lost you are based on my analysis of you being lost in comparison to the average person in this wo...

  • The Choose Your Own Zombie Adventure Test

    The Choose Your Own Zombie Adventure Test

    by Cephalofair

    ZOMBIE ARMAGEDDON! Zombies are eating your neighbors and mucking up your favorite hang out spots, and it's up to you to decide how it turns out. This ...

  • The (Better!) Lost Character Test

    The (Better!) Lost Character Test


    You like the show Lost, and naturally, you can't help but compare yourself to all the castaways in this character-driven show. Maybe you've tried oth...

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