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    27 / M / Straight / Shavertown, Pennsylvania Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Just here for role-play—you are a microwave and I am a russet potato. Begin... ALSO HERE FOR... Welcome to me... : ) My bio is rather lengthy, but I am well-versed in who I am and what I want in this life of mine, and if you can make it a few paragraphs...

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    21 / F / Straight / New York, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    The pirateship soars over the dense jungle. EXTERIOR: MASSASSI OUTPOST. An alert guard, his laser gun in hand, scans the countryside. He sets the gun down and looks toward the temple, barely visible in the foliage. EXTERIOR: MASSASSI OUTPOST --...

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    48 / M / Bisexual / Brooklyn, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    tawk tape here again a gain then lost again from there here an a gain. put to gather n take a part lost it n bak again comes comes bakwarego ergo all. ... Next Friday, washing restrooms in the midtown "gentlemen's" club where I work part time.

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    The Sexual Scenarios Test


    This is the sexual scenarios test. Since I know that ALOT of people masturbate while on OKCupid I decided to write this test for those of you who like...

  • The Evil Overlord Test

    The Evil Overlord Test


    Most Evil Overlords are half-breed wannabes, and some are just downright incompetent clowns.  However, sometimes, a truly superior, evil, hyper-intelligent Evil Overlord comes along, and subjugat...

  • The How Lost Am I Test

    The How Lost Am I Test


    Well this is my first test, that will determine how lost you are based on my analysis of you being lost in comparison to the average person in this wo...

  • The Choose Your Own Zombie Adventure Test

    The Choose Your Own Zombie Adventure Test

    by Cephalofair

    ZOMBIE ARMAGEDDON! Zombies are eating your neighbors and mucking up your favorite hang out spots, and it's up to you to decide how it turns out. This ...

  • The (Better!) Lost Character Test

    The (Better!) Lost Character Test


    You like the show Lost, and naturally, you can't help but compare yourself to all the castaways in this character-driven show. Maybe you've tried oth...

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