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Hobbiton and in the rest of
Middle-Earth, however, should never forget that ... "Farewell to LorienAs the Fellowship was about to leave
Lorien, the Lady Galadriel and Celebrant came in their Swan-ship to
say their final words. The Fellowship received many gifts that
would prove vital for the success
the cleanliest things of this tidy earth. ... I know a man that, in his lifetime, has taken
three hundred and fifty whales. I account that man more honorable
than that great captain of antiquity who boasted of taking as many
walled towns. ... from the sea,
fell over, and floated
Quizzes (56)
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Many have attempted to write a Lord of the Rings Test and failed. FAILED MISERABLY!!
And so the True Lord of the Rings Test has unearthed itself... ...
by sexychic17
This is the sexual scenarios test. Since I know that ALOT of people masturbate while on OKCupid I decided to write this test for those of you who like... ...
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How deep-down compatible are we?
This is a long test. You have been warned.
This test contains 100 multiple-choice questions, designed to accu... ...
by Duffy23
It's Clobberin' Time! Test your knowledge of the ever-loving blue-eyed Idol o' Millions! ...
by rabbidmonkeypoo
The great Douglas Adams quoteth:
"Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not ag... ...
Journal Posts (506)
by Spalinko
aging man in his late
thirties, yet his eyes still blazed blue like a child’s and his
hair fell un managed past ... the burn earth. Jess grabbed he blade by the hilt and
felt the coolness flow into her arm, not cold but refreshing like
it was cleansing her body, she pulled it out of the earth leaving
by DarkMegaman28
longer until their other brothers, fellow servants of Jesus, had
been martyred on the earth and joined them.' "People of the earth,
hearken your ears to me! The time has been accomplished to avenge
the blood of the martyrs against those living on the earth! For the
Son of Man has come in the glory
by lurkusignoramus
how I suffered in my early
youth from the fear that I might give way and confess it to my
schoolfellows. ... but I never noticed in them the impulse of that
cruel sensuality which overcomes almost every man on this earth,
all and each, and is the source of almost every sin of mankind on
earth.
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Comment by GingerSpices
Leaves, branches, trunks, everything shone
with moisture; every little drop that fell on earth, on grass, on
the fence, on whatever it was, broke and ... And
the man? The man was standing bareheaded in the midst of the
downpour, letting the drops revel in his hair and brows, eyes,
nose, mouth; he
Comment by daedalus2u
when she found a man who
could defeat her in battle, then she would marry that man. She had
beaten the crap out of multiple men off Earth. When she got to
Earth, she found that she couldn't beat the crap out of Superman.
Superman didn't want to fight ... defeat Superman, she fell
absolutely madly in
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Comment by CarlinOwns
I saw him, I fell at his feet ... 12:16And the earth helped the woman, and the earth opened her mouth
and swallowed up the river which the dragon cast out of his mouth.
12:17And the dragon waxed wroth with the woman, and went away to
make war with the rest of her seed, that keep the commandments of
Comment by metrocles
12And when the sun was going down, a deep
sleep fell upon Abram; and, lo, an horror of great darkness fell
upon him. ... father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto
us after the manner of all the earth: 32Come, let us make our
father drink wine,
Comment by cymbal_rusher
Minerva began to tell them of the many
sufferings of Ulysses, for she pitied ... the rage of every wind that blows
till earth, sea, and sky were hidden in cloud, and night
sprang forth out of the heavens. Winds from East, South,
North, and West fell upon him all at the same time,
Comment by
each man be;but let him not wax too wise;for never the
happiest of men is hewho knows much of many things.55.Wise in
measure should each man be;but let him not wax too wise;seldom a
heart will sing with joyif the owner be all too wise.56.Wise in
measure should each man ... upon earth's might --'tis earth
Comment by metrocles
his countenance
fell. ... hand of man; at the hand of every man's brother will I
require the life of man. 6Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man
shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he
man. 7And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth
abundantly in the earth, and