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    OldSnakeEyes

    26 / M / Straight / San Diego, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I came from the distant past to bestow on okcupid cholera and cantos. I am the ancient bard who will break through your window and force feed you cheerios whilst reciting the Canterbury tales in falsetto. Lost in notes. Baptismal moat. Erode. Took saffron by quirks land prepare. Crickets....

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    lionessdivine

    42 / F / Straight / Diamond Bar, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    connecting with people at many levels...connecting with people of all ages (from infants to the elderly, and everyone in between)...engaging conversation...making others feel at ease and comfortable enough to open their hearts and minds to me, as if they've known me for years...being open minded...

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    Mkatt21

    31 / M / Straight / Clitherall, Minnesota Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I'm trying to ground myself while I stand in quicksand. ... -From the age eight to eighteen my childhood was abusive (the profile is a dead giveaway).

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    angel_fall_en

    25 / F / Bisexual / West Jordan, Utah Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Revamp! My mom said to quit picking winners and look for losers instead, so im changing my self summary! In want of girls with big hearts and guys with big penises. What im looking for here is a lifer. Not the kind to settle with and pop out babies, but the kind that...

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  • The Evil Overlord Test

    The Evil Overlord Test

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    Most Evil Overlords are half-breed wannabes, and some are just downright incompetent clowns.  However, sometimes, a truly superior, evil, hyper-intelligent Evil Overlord comes along, and subjugat...

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    The Really Obscure Film Trivia Test

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    A truly fucked up, and wholly awesome person can seamlessly weave completely obscure movie references or quotes into every day conversation. The reall...

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    The Dead or Not Test

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    Are you dead? I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine whether you are dead. This should be pretty quick. Note that this test assume...

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    The My Zombie Survival Test

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    Ok, I know there is already one or two of these things on here but I'm doing one anyway :P so bare with me. I'm a huge fan of everything zombie and I'...

  • The Zombie Epidemic Certification Test

    The Zombie Epidemic Certification Test

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    Take this old test and tell me what you think

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