the mirror, "I am a nitwit dimwit dodo
bird that can't fly around the house. ... I
love my room to be super super super cold. In the car, I want it
super super cold too. I want a woman to use paper towls not toilet
paper. I want a woman to be between 19 to 37 years old.
I'm an old school type of woman and I'm
proud of it. I know how to make a man feel loved and appreciated
each day. My motto is to never go to bed angry, and never leave the
house without a kiss and I love you.
obscurities , old school , old school rap , old skool ,
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piano driven house , piano house , playhouse , podcast , pop ,
pornstar , portuguese language , post-rock , prog/ trance/ indie/ ,
proggy , progressive , progressive house ,
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pull over at the next house."
Jess sighed as well know that the next house was probably a few
hours away. "Ha! Right here" mike said a few moments later. He
slowed and pulled into a large driveway big enough to hold 15 cars
and saw a giant house, a mansion really, and old one too, vines had
curled
by vallittlewolf
the story of a house?She wasn’t
located upon Beacon Hill,The cliffs around her weren’t called
Dover.Here’s built this house where time did not fare
well, They told me of her lady and her lost love,I was told
much but not of the beauty that hailed her unseen visitor,They told
of a spirit
by kesor
bought it and looked into the titles for my
uncle, told me that it was sold, along with much other forfeited
property, at Chichester House, I think, in 1702; and had belonged
to Sir Thomas Hacket, who was Lord Mayor of Dublin in James II.'s
time. How old it was then, I can't say; but, at all events,
Comment by AspiringDespot
"My grandmother's house is about as old as my house. My
grandmother's house has this old house smell, mostly in the spring
and summer. Not her whole house, but in the kitchen near the
basement door and on the back porch.
Comment by botticelli2100
) "Likes Dogs") - the story continues, because while i
am here actually trying to write them damn essays, i took a look at
my bookself, and noticed an old book, once found under the more
than 100 year-old big house in the country, where I lived for a few
years (well.
Comment by yoovie
Smirk
about his visit to her house.) Somehow I don't think there'll be
any white glove inspections happening! :)wait- was that a crack
about my house being dirty or about him puking all over it?! i have
to say- my house is way friggin old and its hard to keep old houses
looking clean even if they
Comment by cymbal_rusher
and ten talents of gold; besides all this, his wife
gave Helen some beautiful presents, to wit, a golden distaff,
and a silver work-box that ran on wheels, with a gold band
round ... being eaten out of house and
home; my fair estate is being wasted, and my house is full of
Comment by metrocles
God, what wilt thou give me, seeing I go
childless, and the steward of my house is this Eliezer of
Damascus? 3And Abram said, Behold, to me thou hast given no
seed: and, lo, one born in my house is mine heir. 4And,
behold, the word of the LORD came unto him, saying, This shall not
be thine
Comment by cymbal_rusher
him better than
any of the other women in the house did, for she had nursed
him when he was a baby. He opened the door of his bed room
and sat down upon the bed; as he took off his shirt he gave it
to the good old woman, who folded it tidily up, and hung it
for him over a
Comment by cymbal_rusher
out of house and home at all, I had rather you did
the eating yourselves, for I could then take action against
you to some purpose, and serve you with notices from house to
house till ... Telemachus told them to catch hold of the ropes and hoist
sail, and they did as he told them.
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" He came out holding an
old fuckin VCR and some old tapes. He smiled and said : "i can get
$5 for it in Grozny.Ok old fucks you are clean, go back to bed, if
i see you out of the house, my man Max over there is going to put a
bullet throught your stupid muslim head, understand ?