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    PompousElitist

    29 / M / Straight / Denver, Colorado Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    That only two hands beat a Royal Flush. My right hand and my left hand. That I enjoy my ice like I enjoy my skulls: crushed. That I can slam revolving doors so hard it reverses time. That I'm what Willis was talkin' about. That I epitomize...

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    MoralConundrum

    29 / M / Straight / Mesa, Arizona Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    It may change. I'm very loud and obnoxious, but I'm also quite bashful. I'm likely going to be more shy out here.

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    floating1000

    27 / M / Straight / Brantford, Ontario, Canada Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Food, sleep, oxygen, pretty much the basic necessities, so I'll finish of this list by adding three completely pointless items like thumbtacks, suspenders, and those little plastic things that close the 4L milk bags, you know what I'm talking about, they appear on bread as well, I could never do...

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