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    Lorry

    46 / M / Bisexual / Berwick, Nova Scotia, Canada Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Welcome to the Goblin Market ...I work for OKCupid so if I visit your profile I am possibly just following somebody who has flagged you for some silly reason or other - Being rude to me for doing my job seems a little pointless, and being Staff Robot's Houseboy can be harsh at the best of times.

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    birdsofbrooklyn

    47 / M / Bisexual / Brooklyn, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    You also think that this site should be revised and called "Deccupie okee dokee cupidity do my do yern tight upright awl". Now if you dunnough, and are not lee-azy like I am, go head and look that up in yer Funky & Wagnallshteins, no, eye snot a word schnob, had to up-looky it also. i...

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    mrsoptimusprime

    24 / F / Straight / Los Angeles, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I Met Your Mother, Home Improvement, House of Lies, Jeopardy, Buffy the Vampire ... (I won't really do that, but you're welcome to write me a poem if you want.)You like random, Gilmore Girls style banter and/or the phrase "hockey puck rattlesnake monkey monkey underpants" means anything to you.

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    lionessdivine

    42 / F / Straight / Diamond Bar, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    i could be spending quality time with friends and/or family (everything from a big family dinner, to a girls night out, to an evening with the folks doing household things, to intimate one-on-one date nights with my closest friends).

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    magnificentnerd

    40 / M / Straight / Olympia, Washington Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    for some time, and you are the last surviving member of a secret counter-observation organization, and you wish to make contact in order to initiate a millennia-old plan to reverse-infiltrate the mutant monkey homeworld. Your mission is doomed to failure, naturally, but I welcome your attempt a

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    The (long) Simpsons Quotes Test

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    "The few, the proud, the geeky!" Welcome to my Simpsons test! I tried to make it a little different from the many other Simpsons tests floating ar...

  • The Uncle Jesse Test

    The Uncle Jesse Test

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    Hi! And welcome to my Uncle Jesse Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine how big of a Full House fan you are and how much you t...

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    The Wizard of Oz Trivia Test

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    Welcome to Munchkin Land, my dear! This journey down the Yellow Brick Road will measure just how close you are to the land of Oz, or if you're stuck i...

  • The Horror Film Fanatic Test

    The Horror Film Fanatic Test

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    Welcome to the Horror Film Fanatic Test. This test is designed to gauge your knowledge of all that is terrifying in cinema. Questions will range from ...

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    The How Assy Are You? Test

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    Hi! And welcome to my How Assy Are You? Test. I'll be using a list of annoying things to determine your capacity for annoyingness. It's rather long, ...

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