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    30 / M / Straight / Bolton, United Kingdom Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Tracklists for numerous imaginary mixtapes//and only getting as far as doing them as ipod playlists//planning out outfits to wear in advance//Yes, I'm serious//And no, I'm not ashamed//setlists for Dj mixes of (hipster friendly electro disasters/obscure 1980's soul/dance classics)//going window...

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    33 / M / Straight / London, United Kingdom Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Doing things on impulse, people gawking, nights of excess. I am a little bit like Bear Grylls with a perma-tan - but without the skills. Like Bear I like to do commando rolls. Sometimes I do them to get from one place to another at near light-speed... other times it’s to avoid...

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