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    Tracklists for numerous imaginary mixtapes//and only getting as far as doing them as ipod playlists//planning out outfits to wear in advance//Yes, I'm serious//And no, I'm not ashamed//setlists for Dj mixes of (hipster friendly electro disasters/obscure 1980's soul/dance classics)//going window...

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    Making a talent show for BBC 7 called ‘Britain’s Got Mayors’. Boris isn’t invited. This stars parochial, blinged up Mayors - the ones who open supermarkets/turn on lights. The format is simple. They have to sing Hungarian pop songs to the homeless in front of a live studio...

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