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    33 / F / Bisexual / Natick, Massachusetts Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    the majoritiy of my days practicing alchemy and chatting with lonely middle-aged men (bar tender), and the other half arranging cans, vegetables, and ... playing video games until the break of dawn, being nocturnal, making paper snowflakes, other craft things, painting miniatures , fixing my computers,

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    Enlightening books. Ishmael to understand Human society as a whole - the way a scientist of another species looking down on our planet might. The Road Less Traveled to understand individual people (or ones self) and to lead a happy healthy life. If you don't know what I...

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    -reaching things on the top shelf of life - holding your hair back as you worship at the porcelain bowl after a night of wild debauchery - bailing your ass out of jail, but ONLY for minor offenses like dancing naked on the grass of life - making you laugh...

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    - Reading the Sunday paper and/or New Yorker. ... me that my facial expressions remind her of Andy Cohen, a gay, middle aged, Jewish man. So there's that.(Said friend's commentary: "Andy Cohen is a good looking, middle aged Jewish man by the way .

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